Microblogging is taking the net by storm, and it seems the whole gosh darn world is on Twitter these days.
This month we've already had Trent Reznor publicly slagging Chris Cornell off, while Cornell himself is busy philosophising about what would Jesus wear. And did we mention Blink 182's Mark Hoppus and how he feels the need to post what he's doing during every single second of his day on Twitter?
But the Tweets that have been entertaining us the most came from Foo Fighters mainman Dave Grohl, who, sadly, deleted his account yesterday. 'Boo hiss!' we hear you cry.
Here are a few highlights:
"Almost went for a jog, thought fuck it and cracked open another beer."
"I was at the ATM the other day when an old lady walked up and asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over!!!!"
"Two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. The first one says 'I've never come this way before.' The second one replies 'Must be the cobbles.'"
"Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for Christ's sake don't look down."
"Gynecologist examines a lesbian and says that is the cleanest vagina I have ever seen. Her reply Thank you, I have a woman in twice a week."
"A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says; 'Fuck off, you won't bring it back.'"
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