Mark Hoppus and John Mayer join Fall Out Boy

Following yesterdays announcement that Fall Out Boy bassist Pete Wentz perhaps, maybe, possibly, doesn’t know if he’ll ever rejoin the cult Chicago emo stars, Blink 182 bassist/vocalist Mark Hoppus announced via his Twitter that he’ll be replacing Wentzy in the band.

Wentzy Tweeted back: “[Fall Out Boy] just got a whole lot more hit songs! I can’t believe I quit the band!”

However, Hoppus’ time in Fall Out Boy was remarkably short-lived when he announced immediately after joining the band that “For the record, as of right now, I am also quitting Fall Out Boy.”

Thankfully acclaimed US singer/songwriter John Mayer has decided to step up to the mark and announced via his Twitter that “I am replacing Mark Hoppus in Fall Out Boy.”

Mayer quickly followed up his Tweet with another unveiling Fall Out Boy’s new frontman: “As defacto leader and bass player of Fall Out Boy, I am thrilled to announce Queensryche's Geoff Tate is our new singer."

While Wentzy declined to comment on these fresh Fall Out Boy line-up changes, he did give fans an insight into what musical direction he’s taking next: “I want to make music that is exclusively played at sporting events,” he Tweeted.

Gentlemen, in case you haven’t checked your calendars, April the first is still two months away. And besides, our spoof 'Fall Out Boy are splitting up' story was way funnier...


Posted by Dan at 10:34AM | February 4, 2010

Mark really did join Fall Out Boy!

xox

Posted by Sarah | February 4, 2010 10:48 AM | Reply to this

Is this a piss take? Like Fall Out Boy just, well I don't like them and never hearing anything from them or their "I'm too cool to breathe" bassist would be pretty amazing right now. =/

Posted by Lyndsy | February 4, 2010 11:11 AM | Reply to this

stop posting everything related to fall out boy there are lots of other bands that exist in this big wide world why does kerrang have to live in pete wentz's back pocket,. ENOUGH!!!!

Posted by Michael | February 4, 2010 12:16 PM | Reply to this

stop posting about fob already, there are lots of other bands in this big wide world why do we all have to live in pete wentz's back pocket, ENOUGH!!!!

Posted by Michael | February 4, 2010 12:26 PM | Reply to this

The other members were allways in Petes shadow... Must have been fustrating...
Hes too much of a media whore
x

Posted by Laurie-Anna | February 4, 2010 2:42 PM | Reply to this

I dont understand this at all, sounds like Hoppus was just taking the piss, so is John Mayer joking as well? And surely fall out boy cant do anything without Patrick Stump as the singer??

Im so confused

Posted by Dan | February 4, 2010 2:49 PM | Reply to this

waste of my time.

Posted by Wally | February 4, 2010 4:15 PM | Reply to this

This is blatently a piss take.

Posted by Patrick | February 4, 2010 4:37 PM | Reply to this

hardly news, eh?

Posted by M | February 4, 2010 5:20 PM | Reply to this

Please just point me out...Someone who cares!!

Posted by RV | February 4, 2010 8:02 PM | Reply to this

I'm actually nearly crying. I can't believe this actually might be true. Fall Out Boy was my favourite band, this can't happen! Btw, all you that dnt care, jus cos you dont care doesn't mean there isn't people that do!

Posted by Rachel P | February 4, 2010 9:30 PM | Reply to this

Jesus can no one take a joke?! They're taking the piss cos retarded media outlets like you scour twitter all day looking for the next big news story and actually take it seriously!! It wasn't news at the start of the week and it still isn't news now. You just proved them right, you will believe anything you read then regurgitate it to your readers and call it 'news'

Report on some new up and coming bands or something that's actually interesting and really is happening!

Posted by Divided | February 5, 2010 8:21 AM | Reply to this

have you actually read pete's twitter this is just all a huge joke

Posted by Callum | February 5, 2010 10:53 AM | Reply to this

Enough of all this, go see KISS tribute band DRESSED TO KILL this weekend: tonite in Bilston (near Wolverhampton), and tomorrow nite in Sheffield.

www.myspace.com/kisstributeuk
www.facebook.com/kisstributeuk

= )

Posted by Ash | February 5, 2010 12:12 PM | Reply to this

Fuck it, why not?

I would like to announce that I am also joining Fall Out Boy! :P

Posted by Lauren ({{ ,') | February 5, 2010 2:19 PM | Reply to this

Fuck it, why not?

I would like to announce that I am also joining Fall Out Boy! :P

Posted by Lauren ({{ ,') | February 5, 2010 2:20 PM | Reply to this

Fuck it, why not?

I would like to announce that I am also joining Fall Out Boy! :P

Posted by Lauren ({{ ,') | February 5, 2010 2:20 PM | Reply to this

Stupid website!
I did not mean to post that three times.

Posted by Lauren ({{ ,') | February 5, 2010 2:23 PM | Reply to this

This is bloody ridiculous

Posted by lol | February 5, 2010 2:36 PM | Reply to this

I second this! Fall Out Boy were good, but they suck now and I call them 'sellouts', but Pete Wentz is prehaps the biggest sellout of the lot!

There are ALOT of bands better then Fall Out Boy, why post whatever is written about or by FOB on Twitter, if we CARED, we would actually be following these people on Twitter.

Why not post about some better bands such as The Used, not sellouts like Fall Out Boy! ;)

Posted by Rob Horrocks | February 5, 2010 8:55 PM | Reply to this

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THIS BAND!!!!

Posted by Nikki Corrigan | February 6, 2010 11:33 AM | Reply to this

wth im confuzed :S

Posted by joe | February 6, 2010 12:22 PM | Reply to this

wth im confuzed :S

Posted by joe | February 6, 2010 12:22 PM | Reply to this

wth im confuzed :S

Posted by joe | February 6, 2010 12:23 PM | Reply to this

wth im confuzed :S

Posted by joe | February 6, 2010 12:23 PM | Reply to this

im joining FOB too

im their new tuba player

i love fall out boy and dnt wnt them to break up but..... srsly how can they replace pete and patrick

it wld be rly weird

Posted by ftw | February 6, 2010 8:20 PM | Reply to this

im joining FOB too

im their new tuba player

i love fall out boy and dnt wnt them to break up but..... srsly how can they replace pete and patrick

it wld be rly weird

Posted by ftw | February 6, 2010 8:20 PM | Reply to this

im joining FOB too

im their new tuba player

i love fall out boy and dnt wnt them to break up but..... srsly how can they replace pete and patrick

it wld be rly weird

Posted by ftw | February 6, 2010 8:20 PM | Reply to this

I read somewhere that John Zorn and Keith Chegwin were joining for sousaphone and tambourine.

And Chico will be their new singer.

I can't wait for the new album!

Posted by Casper | February 7, 2010 2:49 PM | Reply to this

If they replace Pete and Patrick, it's no longer FOB. Why don't they just start over, that's pointless! At least change the name!

Posted by Kaarina | February 8, 2010 10:32 PM | Reply to this

If they replace Pete and Patrick, it's no longer FOB. Why don't they just start over, that's pointless! At least change the name!

Posted by Kaarina | February 8, 2010 10:32 PM | Reply to this

Fall Out Boy is terrible.
John Mayer is way too good for their gay emo shit.

Posted by killfalloutboy | February 10, 2010 7:22 PM | Reply to this
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