Kiss mainman Gene Simmons is getting philosophical in his old age. In an interview with Kissonline.com, the bassist talks about his death and the afterlife.
Gene reveals that when he gets to heaven, he's got a few things he'd like to say to Him upstairs. But first things first, Gene thinks that God needs to sort out the seating arrangements...
"Three people walk through the Pearly Gates and have to explain themselves to their creator," says Gene. "The first says 'I'm Ghandi and I believe in world peace.' The next tells him, 'I'm Mother Theresa and I believe in supporting the poor.' The last tells him, 'I'm Gene Simmons and I believe you're sitting in my seat.'"
"When I meet God I have a lot of questions," he adds. "If we're all your children, what's all this misery? Cancer? AIDS? How dare you do that to your children? I wouldn't be heaping praise. I was given a brain to think so I'd be asking, 'Who do you think you are, God?'."
Gene also went on to reveal that he'd like the words "Thank you and good night" etched on his gravestone and that his last meal on earth will be a box of Jaffa Cakes.
"I could eat truckloads of [them]," says Gene. "If you're going to eat crap it's got to be full chocolate-covered jam crap."
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