Kerrang! Magazine 11/08/2010

yeah Guns'n'Roses poster! and finally Motley Crue! Well done Kerrang! i MUST have this issue! \m/

Glad to see a Sonis review, shall pick this up tomorrow ;)

"My Passion unveil their new line up"

new line up? :O :O

Well hello, Mr Watkins on the cover ;D

wow this is an epic issue. sonisphere review will be good and yayy BFMV, BMTH, zakk wylde and in this moment are in it. i will definately get this :)
oh and to everyone that is once again complaining...
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! just simply dont buy it!

LOSTPROPHETSSSSSSSSSSSS
AND LEEEDS POSTERS;DD!!!

What's your fucking problem?
I'm not a 'stereotypical teenage scenester' or the sort that buys kerrang every week in the hope of catching a glimpse of Leto or reading about Hayley fucking Williams' last trip to the toilet. Shut the fuck up with your shitty stereotypes.

All we're doing is trying to get a rise of you Letotards, and man, is it working. With each angry, badly typed idiotic post from you tasteless Echelon morons, we the metalheads are one bit more assured of our superiority. So please, keep it up. ^_^

ahhhhh...who needs jeremy kyle when we have these internet comment arguments to amuse people. Thanks for the laugh people. Anyway, Ian watkins ;)

Shut the fuck up flannigan.
I love kerrang bought it now for over a year, and not missed an issue.
And good work kerrang.
Bullet for my valentine FTW

I dislike being shoved into the catagory of "metalhead" just because, like you lot, I'm voicing my opinion, just like Father O'Flannigan has, I just happen to agree with what he is saying, perhaps it is you pathetic little children who need to do the growing up.

Hitcher, I dare you to take your father's cock out of your mouth, and start the ball growing process, it's people like you and everyone who listen to this kind of crap music that are killing music itself.

Milk Lizard, well said... for a change.

Kate, your stupidity sickens me, it does not matter whether he writes their songs or directs their videos, incase you failed to notice, the songs and video are complete and utter diarrhea, just because people like you seem to think it is good, does not, would you beleive, make it good.

Chloe, normally I wouldn't waste my time with illiterate, but you have pissed me off, you come on here and do the very thing you are tell the Father not to, voice his opinion, you fucking hypocrite, you are all hypocrites, and for the most part fools.

On a final note, 99% of the bands included in this weeks magazine are the worst thing since cancer, really, one day you will all realize that, and on that day, hell will freeze over, pigs will fly, and Agnes will be truely dead. May you all suffer a horrible AIDs ridden death and your filth ridden corpses be eaten by maggots, fuck you emos and scene kids, please die.

Also I hope Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan and Paul Gray and Hannah Bond burn in hell!

Also I hope Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan and Paul Gray and Hannah Bond burn in hell!

It's a shame Travis Barker didn't die in that crash aswell.

You know what, some people are fucking disgusting.
You think because this commenting is anonymous nobody can get you back for saying stuff like:

"so I hope Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan and Paul Gray and Hannah Bond burn in hell!

It's a shame Travis Barker didn't die in that crash aswell."

-I hope someday someone says something like that about someone in your favourite band, and then see how you feel.

Wow. Anger management issues much?

Did your mother beat you or something, because you must be mentally scarred to think that kind of shit is acceptable to go throwing at people on here. I bet you're a lonely, ugly, obese virgin who's only pleasure in life is coming on here slagging off other people for having different opinions because it gives you a sense of accomplishment in your pathetic little life. You know, I don't wish you any ill; in fact, I pity you.

I like you J, I am going to fuck your rotting corpse when you die/when I kill you...

Pippa, you molested child's prolapsed anus, I would gladly welcome a filthy little scenester like yourself to come and "get me back" I would beat you with a frozen chicken, then fuck your unconscious body untill you bled, then I would mutilate your body so horribly that they would need dental records to identify you.

Basically, we want our metal magazine back, like we subscribed for. And I'll be fucked, my 40 year old friend, if 30STM are metal in any way shape or form. Paramore are shit, and NO KIDS, MY PASSION have NOTHING to do WITH GOTH.

Saying the rev to burn in hell, wishing that travis barker had died in that crash.
Go fuck yourself, and YOU DIE

Some of the morons posting on here make me quite ashamed to be a fan of metal...
Matt, Kerrang has diversified, like it or not. Metal Hammer, or Terrorisor if you are 'troo metulz' are the alternative you are looking for.
Man who ruined christmas, someone needs a hug.
Don't feed the trolls!
On a lighter note, good Soni review Kerrang! :)

yes matt, the rev was fucking awesome. travis baker go die.

30 Seconds to mars to win worst band ever! enough said, seen them live a few times twice at their own gigs and a few festivals... and all i can say is i've never seen a band sound soo bad live. also its funny how Jared runs around stage pretending to play guitar.

You fucking leave Pippa alone she's done nothing wrong.
People like you are fucking disgusting.
How can you say that you want these people to burn in hell. You didn't fucking know them.
Somebody's crying over their graves.

Quite frankly, I'm just laughing at all the comments on here. Most of you are despicable people, I mean, rock is a very wide genre with God knows how many subgenres within it. Nobody has the same music taste, how would you feel if everybody did? You'd be a fucking clone. Accept that people have their own opinions, it's not like you're being forced to listen to the music. Yes, ok, 30STM, Paramore, etc are in Kerrang way too much but if you don't like it, don't buy it, there's a good enough description on the site for you to read if you don't. And if you subscribe, then it's your own fault, you can't possibly blame anybody else for the content that displeases you.

That is horrible to say you want these people to burn in hell. You have a sick mind, threatening people with your stupid comments, which you would never happen. ''I would beat you with a frozen chicken, then fuck your unconscious body untill you bled'' you have to be wrong in the head to say something like that!

kerrang was awesome today loved the bit about sonisphere anb the posters the only thing i need to decide is wether to put all time low or enter shikari

2 k's for our EP? are you serious kerrang?! i'm guessing our music hurt your soft little pop loving ears.
how about we re-release it, change our name to N*OMGZ, get floppy fringes and skinny jeans and put our balls in a vice. then will you give us 5ks?
'kerrang-living life not so loudly anymore'

LAUGH MY FUCKING ARSE OFF. Half the people on here are total wankstains. People have different taste's in music. Accept it. If we all listened to the same music we'd drive eachother mental. I wasn't happy with the winners of the K Awards, but I'm not going to cry about it. I like 30 Seconds To Mars, and the teenage girls who orgasm every time he opens his mouth pisses me off, but I LIVE WITH IT. Stop crying at one another, and accept this shit happens

Pippa stood her ground, and you called her a "molested child's prolapsed anus". And yet she's the one in the wrong? Lol. What're you gonna call me in return? You're such a big man, hoping the dead burn in hell and everything, you must be very happy.

WTF KERANG.

NOFX The Longest EP gets KK.

if they were a matalcore or a shitty watered down commercial pop band who claim to be punk like All Time Low band u would have given em KKKKK

ur a bunch of trend following cunts.

ur a cunt.

if someone said that to u if one of ur family members died u would bawl you eyes out crying.

have a bit of respect for the deceased.

even if i didn't like The Rev, Paul Gray and so on i'd still show respect.

so u should too.

sure the rev was an amazing and talented drummer/song writer.

but travis barker is way better than the rev.

the rev could only play metal/punk and ska.

travis barker can play every genre of music and he does it well.

the all time low poster is actually amazing :| alex gaskarths new hair is gorgeous, and tbh the whole band is looking amazing :) i think kerrang should do a BIG all time low poster again :)

nice lil pic of mr watkins on the cover there :o)
I bought it yesterday and have read it cover to cover loads of times. Really good sonisphere info and its nice to hear what happened at the awards XD I would've liked to hear more about what happened later on though, it stops before the party really started XD
Cooli posters and such. Overall t'is good XD
Cover is kinda similar to last years... but ya know, who cares about the cover??? XD

Include more Rise to remain, PLEASE
They are an awesome screamo band.
An how about some deaf havana included please.
and devil sold his soul.
Danke :) XD

some of you are actually disgusting. why would you anybody to die/burn in hell? oh and to the adults insulting children i think its about time YOU grow up. some of the stuff on this page is actually vile, why kerrang! hasnt removed it is beyond me.

Probably get this deleted but worth it anyway.

I am totally amazed and disgusted by the comments on here. However I am more disappointed that Kerrang don't have the guts to delete the crap thrown at fans. Obviously the mag caters for all tastes in the rock genre. But also appears to like having its readers and contributors to the web-site insulting in some of the most disgusting ways.

Why aren't you doing anything about this? If you want someone to moderate this page, I can and will be willing to do that without pay so that people are able to post things without the crap and disgustings comments above.

Sort it out PLEASE!!!!! Thank you!!! Pretty disappointed to be honest that a friend was told that you were deleting the abusive comments and find that you haven't bothered..

well said tracy. some people are disgusting, i dont like travis barker either or the rev etc but i wouldnt dream of making comments like that! vile!

I hope you die in a car crash you sick fucked up piece of crap.

cud we posibly get more A7X and Papa Roach posters???? please???

It shows how pathetic the magazine has become, when the special children who simply cannot deal with anyone else's opinions, request that the comments be removed.

I thought this was actually a really good issue and I enjoyed adding another blink poster on my wall. Yes, I know I glow with positivity!

When you don't like someone's opinion because it doesn't match your own, and demand that it be stricken from public view / record - that is, children, called "censorship".

Censorship is the opposite of journalistic freedom and free speech - that's something that punk / rock / metal and most alternative bands and artists strive for.

If you truly want to live in a free society, where artists can express themselves and make the music you love, you also need to share that society with people whose opinions / views / beliefs you may not agree with.

That is the double-edged sword and you can't have one side without the other.

You may not want someone to say they hope a person burns in hell. Someone else may be mortally offended if you say "fuck". We all have different morals and ethics, and if you draw the line for one person, then the boundaries are free to be pushed further and further back until nobody is free to do or say anything contentious or interesting for fear of "offending" someone.

Just remember, boys and girls, if you're offended by something - nothing actually happens. It doesn't take any years off of your life and it doesn't make your kitten go bald. You just think something and move on. No harm, no foul.

Here endeth the lesson.

Can understand people's opinion and that is not the issue. The issue I have is with idiots that use that kind of language for no reason other than people don't agree with your taste in music. Pretty disgusting that you think that should be on public view and it is very disappointing as a reader (for many years of Kerrang) that they allow it.

Use whatever language you like, but is it necessary to abuse others because they have different tastes in music? Would do you go down the street insulting people's houses to their faces? Probably not!! Same thing applies.

Sounds childish and immature and no, I am not offended by the use of the word "fuck". More offended by the "go die" etc comments, and the way that a magazine that obviously caters for all types of rock allowes people to abuse their readers for no reason at all.

Come on Kerrang sort it out!!!

@ IANSMIC: Read what I said again.

I just addressed exactly the point you made. Read it, and if there are any big words you don't understand all you need to do is ask. It's ok, I'm here to help.

MMM, guess I don't speak English well enough as you can't understand what I said either. Surely if you can't understand what I said, you can get someone to explain it all to you.

Nevermind, sure you'll get over it eventually (or is that too big a word for you).

Shush now!!

Actually the comments Pippa requested be removed were the ones saying The Rev should 'burn in hell' and the ones saying to her that they would hunt her down, batter her to death with a chicken and fuck her unconscious body until she bleed.

Is it a bad thing that she was offended by those comments? No. People on here need to know that there is a line you cannot cross. Wishing someone dead, threatening to rape and abuse, are horrible, horrible things. For all you know, she could be a rape victim already. Know how bad that would make her feel?

To 'The Man Who Ruined Christmas At The Homeless Shelter"....

Even if Paul did go to hell, he'd be skullfucking your kiddy fiddling burning corpse when you arrive. Wait, what did he do? Create a good majority of the musical foundations for Slipknot, one of the most widely recognized bands out there, even if not one of the heaviest.

And what have you done? Confirmed for everyone that you're nothing but a spunk gargling mongol fuck-wank, and that shit leaks from your mouth rather than from your rectum. Good show,

Do us all a favour, if you ever do find that perfect woman with sunglasses and a white cane who'll slip up once and smell your chemically-treated cloth, and you decide to mentally scar the woman by riding her with your baldy 2 inch bare cock for your record time of 5 seconds, make sure she gives birth over a blender. The world will thank you.

love the Axl Rose poster.it's got a proud place on my wall :)

just joined up dont exactly no what to say

And just coz you dislike it makes it shit does it...no...the only shit here is that spewing out of your fucking mouth...If you dislike this miusic, why the fuck are you on Kerrang and I know that other people are thinking the same as I am...Go shove your head where the sun doesn't shine and leave the Rockers be. If you don't like us then tough coz you're stuck with us for the rest of your life and you cannot change us go puck up your shit and take it somewhere else coz none of us wanna hear it. This message was aimed at The Man Who Ruined Christmas At The Homeless Shelter.

P.S: Other people have opinions...it's not just about you.