Dave Grohl is 'suing' US pop act The Scissor Sisters for $75 million for alleged "emotional distress."
The Foo Fighters mainman explains that he was left traumatised after attending a Scissor Sisters concert where frontman Jake Shears exposed his testicles.
"Mr. Grohl says life has not been the same since the incident," explains a reporter in the video clip below. "He says that flashbacks of that night occur regularly, and leave him with bouts of anxiety, panic, chills and explosive diarrhoea."
"Every night when I go to bed, every time I blink my eyes, I still see Jake's nuts," adds Grohl. "Is $75 million going to erase that from my life? Probably not."
Surely you must have something better to report on than this pile of crap? this isnt even news its dave grohl and a washed up band screaming for attention! hows about posting something interesting for a change or get some decent editors!
Posted by harpy the shark | October 6, 2010 2:31 PM | Reply to this
hahaha this is ace
Posted by brillaint | October 6, 2010 2:33 PM | Reply to this
@harpy the shark - wow, someone has lost all sense of humour haven't they? lighten up dude
Posted by biggayal | October 6, 2010 2:34 PM | Reply to this
When you reported on this seriously, I was freaking out! For a second there, I thought Dave Grohl had become a twat xD
Posted by Charlie | October 6, 2010 2:36 PM | Reply to this
lol thought it was bloody funny to be honest! get a sense of humour dude
Posted by lifeispeachy9 | October 6, 2010 2:40 PM | Reply to this
is this for real?!?!?!
Posted by Tish | October 6, 2010 2:44 PM | Reply to this
Oh my god kerrang talk about shitty reporting.
No one cares at all go back to reporting on stuff your good at like your Pete Wentz/ Paramore
Posted by Mikey | October 6, 2010 2:46 PM | Reply to this
sounds like a joke to me and Kerrang are taking it to seriously like they always do.. DICKS
Posted by Ian | October 6, 2010 2:51 PM | Reply to this
April fools late joke.
Posted by Sarah | October 6, 2010 2:58 PM | Reply to this
It's clearly a joke, lighten up people - Grohl has a family now and 75 million better actual things to do
Posted by iain | October 6, 2010 3:00 PM | Reply to this
This is clearly a fucking joke come on K! -.-
Very funny though
Posted by Genius | October 6, 2010 3:06 PM | Reply to this
Grow up dave! what the hell? so what he showed his balls, i've seen peoples bits that i didnt want to but you dont see me sueing them for a bullshit reason lets all sue brad pitt cuz he stripped in troy and sue corey taylor for his bare ass pics in kerrang. your so immature
Posted by nicky | October 6, 2010 3:14 PM | Reply to this
Grow up dave! what the hell? so what he showed his balls, i've seen peoples bits that i didnt want to but you dont see me sueing them for a bullshit reason lets all sue brad pitt cuz he stripped in troy and sue corey taylor for his bare ass pics in kerrang. your so immature
Posted by nicky | October 6, 2010 3:15 PM | Reply to this
thats brill i love it i love mr grohl is amazin! haha
Posted by NatStone | October 6, 2010 3:26 PM | Reply to this
Nicky,
Please tell me you realise this is a joke???
Posted by Cyril | October 6, 2010 3:36 PM | Reply to this
Classic Dave. I can't believe people are falling for this!
Posted by me | October 6, 2010 4:27 PM | Reply to this
you'll have to be a little bit retarded - or something in that way - to not see that it's fake. To be honest.
Posted by Jakob Westergren | October 6, 2010 4:31 PM | Reply to this
Hahaha, Harpy the shark, how the fuck is Dave Grohl and the band washed up? Dave Grohl is currently one of the worlds biggest rockers...for talent and personality. I know you don't like him cause it's not Hayley Williams, but still, wtf?
Posted by jackg101 | October 6, 2010 4:38 PM | Reply to this
It is absolutely astounding!!!....... that people think this is real.
Posted by Scotty1 | October 6, 2010 4:48 PM | Reply to this
And bless you, you can't take a joke!
haha!
Dave is taking the piss! As are the Scissor Sisters!!
If nothing else, the reporters fake moustache shoulda given that away!!!
What a lot of over serious idiots on here!
Kerrang! Dave Grohl and the Scissor Sisters are taking the piss & having a joke...
But the bigger joke is the people that can't see that!!
hahaha!
Posted by Abby | October 6, 2010 5:09 PM | Reply to this
Dave.
It has been nearly twenty years since you murdered Kurt Cobain. Your career was over after that shit last album the FF put out, It's over. Just stick a shotgun in your mouth and end it all. You Jack Black impersonating cunt.
Posted by Courtney Love for Prime Minister | October 6, 2010 5:11 PM | Reply to this
hahaha for a min i fort this was true untill i watched the vid hahahaha this is some funny shit
Posted by callam | October 6, 2010 5:28 PM | Reply to this
WTF this cant be true grow the fuck up
Posted by Grace | October 6, 2010 5:30 PM | Reply to this
HAHAAA! This Has Got To Be A Piss Take!! Funny Though. :') OR, Maybe Someone Hacked Dave Grohl, And Kerrang! Mindlessly Thought That It Was Real?
The Second One Sounds More Logical. :)
Posted by Lauren Stacey | October 6, 2010 5:57 PM | Reply to this
hahaha you sad fucks, it's obviously a joke.
you must be like 12 to not understand that - have a sense of humour.
Posted by Aiden | October 6, 2010 5:57 PM | Reply to this
This is amazing!!! Lol. I cannot believe that people are actually taking this seriously :) Please Kerrang more of this haha
Posted by big d | October 6, 2010 6:14 PM | Reply to this
Ha ha ha!!! Bloody hilarious! That poor, poor man.
Posted by Ross | October 6, 2010 6:35 PM | Reply to this
Dave Grohl is a funny guy. don't bitch and whine at him, he's written some of the greatest rock songs of our time. and it's good to see that kerrang has a sense of humour. and it's better news than hearing about hayley williams self obsessive bull shit or even hearing pete wentz go on about what hair gel he uses, the silly twat
Posted by Oli Watkins | October 6, 2010 6:52 PM | Reply to this
Haha such a legend xD
Posted by HollowNightmares | October 6, 2010 7:20 PM | Reply to this
Was anyone else laughing when they were reading this? Why would you sue over something like this? Just go to therapy or get some hypnosis to make you forget it
Posted by Michaela | October 6, 2010 7:35 PM | Reply to this
Haha xD
This has got to be a joke right? It's bloody hilarious
Posted by JoNnY | October 6, 2010 7:36 PM | Reply to this
What a lot of rubbish. This is one of the most pathetic things I have ever read
Posted by Rachel | October 6, 2010 8:55 PM | Reply to this
It's a joke people.
Hahaha :')
Posted by Kerry | October 6, 2010 9:12 PM | Reply to this
lol for a second i thought this was real. Dave grohl u r truly a genius :D
Posted by katie | October 6, 2010 10:27 PM | Reply to this
hahahaha what a fucking hero, i wish it were true.
Posted by bamboozle | October 7, 2010 12:04 AM | Reply to this
i have a sense of humour i reguarly enjoy watching such funny acts like Kevin Bridges, Michael Mcintyre and so on...
if you think this is funny you are clearly suffering from some sort of mental illness!
its sad and personally speaking there is thousands of valid news articles this shitty excuse for a rag could cover but if they want to ruin there integrity and have idiots like you numbnuts as fans then its a disgrace =]
Posted by harpy the shark | October 7, 2010 12:18 AM | Reply to this
i cant believe people think dave grohl is actualy going to sue them. i thought from 5 seconds in that everyone would get its a joke, purely from the fake moustache.
some people on the kerrang comment boards are seriously stupid. my god.
also, michael mcintyre isnt funny. anyone can run around screaming like a girl.
Posted by fezz | October 7, 2010 12:24 AM | Reply to this
what a legend only dave could get away with a joke like that how can people actually think this is real? have they not watched the video the picture of daves lawyer is a dead give away
also @ courtney love for president (or whatever you called yourself) if anyone murdered curt cobain it would have been courtney love she owns all his rites she gained a huge amount from his death so how about you find out some facts before blaming someone for a person death you stupid child
Posted by acki | October 7, 2010 11:47 AM | Reply to this
of course its a joke, my god what is wrong with people these days. and obviously kerrang dont think its serious you twats
hahahaha this is greatness
to everyone who is saying group about dave grohl its clearly a joke...the news is scissor sisters news and he is obviously acting ..silly people
Posted by aron | October 7, 2010 4:51 PM | Reply to this
People actually took this seriously? C'mon, it's so fucking obvious it's just a few guys having a laugh or are rockstars not allowed to have fun anymore? Making a spoof video does not equal attention seeking, please extract your head from your ass.
I can't blame dave, I don't think I'd like Jake's balls in my face either
Posted by ellen | October 7, 2010 5:48 PM | Reply to this
HAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS DUDE dave actually rules!
Posted by james | October 7, 2010 6:57 PM | Reply to this
to all you people taking this seriously and complaining grow the fuck up, this is awesome XD i love dave : ')
Posted by tara | October 7, 2010 7:29 PM | Reply to this
Awesome clip. How anyone can think that this is serious baffles me. If you do think this is serious, please go back to watching Fox News and stop posting comments on this site so the rest of us can enjoy it.
Posted by harpy the shark is an idiot | October 8, 2010 3:36 AM | Reply to this
Dudes chillax its a joke for god's sake as you would expect from dave grohl. lighten up and just laugh at it :P
Posted by anhdoilc | October 8, 2010 12:04 PM | Reply to this
ahahaha this is brilliant, i love dave grohl!
Posted by Amy murray | October 8, 2010 6:30 PM | Reply to this
Lol, i love how people actually think Kerrang! believe this. If it was true then they wouldn't put the word 'sues' in inverted commas :')
i think this is fucking hilarious, and Dave Grohl is a legend tbf ;3
it's a joke people! ;D
Posted by Meghan | October 8, 2010 6:54 PM | Reply to this
Are people seriously THAT fucking brain-dead? Kerrang! are obviously joking, Dave is obviously joking, and so are the Scissor Sisters. As soon as I read the first fucking sentence I knew this was bound to be a joke... AND IT'S HILARIOUS. Lighten the hell up.
Dave Grohl is 'suing' US pop act The Scissor Sisters for $75 million for alleged "emotional distress."
I kinda regret getting a subscription from Ke