Kerrang! Magazine 03/10/2012

I have to say this issue actually looks quite good. No you me at six or paramore.... get rid of the bvb poster it would be the best issue for months xD
im So glad young guns are on the cover i love that band and pray big things are going to happen for them
Posters are a little shit but i am SO HAPPY you put Lta And don broco posters in ! :D
Thanks kerrang i just hope you don't resort back to ymas next week
Keep it up kerrang

oh shit my mistake... i just saw josh in the corner of cover. -.-
Fucks sake kerrang you do know not every issue has to have you me at six in it right?

"Josh from You Me At Six takes the Fifa 13 challenge..."

What the fuck has this gotta do with music Kerrang???

@Stu its because kerrang doesn't know how to function without sucking josh's ass anymore :\
Btw pretty shit issue apart from the don broco and lower than atlantis posters
Kerrang i really do not understand why you me at six or josh are on the cover almost every week? Overrated cunts, they wouldn't be on the cover every week if they looked like bowling for soup would they?
last few months kerrang just reminds me of Heat magazine...
Well done on losing someone you genuinely loved your magazine.
Kerrang = shit

Do you really want to know whats in everyones bins kerrang, do ya? Your magazine.

@Stu enough already, we get it you don't like you me at six. leave them alone and find something better to do with your time than giving out about everything they do!!!!!!

I seriously need another paramore poster special Kerrang!. :)))))))))))))))))))))

Only getting for the Sleeping With Sirens and Pierce the Veil posters tbh, if they're back to back I'll kill someone tho :///

Only getting for the Sleeping With Sirens and Pierce the Veil posters tbh, if they're back to back I'll kill someone tho :///

Fuck off Tom!!

@Ali

That is because Josh and You Me Eat Shit are ... well shit and over-rated!

Get over your fucking little self!

Kerring the fling and eat horses chings. Pay the pidiper and pixie the ramppa.

Hahaha i love you so much stu

All the teenage girl bands who keep being mentioned are being mentioned because they're on demand, if they didn't show some of the teenage girl bands then they'd lose sales. YM@6 Is a girl band, many teenage girls buy it because they're always on the cover, thgerefore K! decide to keep him on the cover, if it's not him then it'll be paramore, BVB, MCR, BMTH etc (I bet anyone here who's reading this who likes those bands are teenies, HA! Caught you out!

No point reading the Muse review, most other mags have confirmed that it's shit. What on earth possessed a band such as Muse to go dubstep? Where's the OTT-ness that we would expect from Muse? Why not just go to a club with fancy lasers and a collective clientele IQ of 3.1? Oh yeah, and cheap slappers with bright pink lipstick whose tits are pointier than their wit?

Dan....how dare you... I'm a 12 year old girl and I love You Me At Six and....oh yeah....now I get it.....

@Rachel

Exactly, it's a teen girl band designed to brainwash uner-16's into thinking they like rock.

Dan....how dare you... I'm a 12 year old girl and I love You Me At Six and....oh yeah....now I get it.....

Hahahaha Dan and stu = Legends

@stu, I'd like to know why the fuck YOU'RE on the Kerrang! website every time they release a new issue?!
Every week, you're here bullshitting about how much you hate the bands, etc.
Well, how about you just stay off their website instead of wasting your time slagging all these bands off?

Thanks for posting my message for Billie Joe, Kerrang!

I agree with you when you say You Me At Six and Paramore are a band that teenage girls like cause I'm a teenage girl who likes them but MCR? Really? I know plenty of people who aren't teenagers that like them cause they are just a good band that appeal to anyone. Just thought I'd let you know.

Also, I also like bands that aren't what you class as 'teenage girl' bands and I'm sure many other teenage girls do so stop thinking the majority of us only buy kerrang for YM@S cause to be honest, they aren't really that amazing and neither are Paramore . :)

I agree with you when you say You Me At Six and Paramore are a band that teenage girls like cause I'm a teenage girl who likes them but MCR? Really? I know plenty of people who aren't teenagers that like them cause they are just a good band that appeal to anyone. Just thought I'd let you know.

Also, I also like bands that aren't what you class as 'teenage girl' bands and I'm sure many other teenage girls do so stop thinking the majority of us only buy kerrang for YM@S cause to be honest, they aren't really that amazing and neither are Paramore . :)

Why is everyone raging about You Me At Six being in this issue? CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE! MCR ARE IN IT OMG OMG OMG OMG! COME MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE! sorry for my out burst but I do love MCR :')

Why is everyone raging about You Me At Six being in this issue? CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE! MCR ARE IN IT OMG OMG OMG OMG! COME MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE! sorry for my out burst but I do love MCR :')

Why is everyone raging about You Me At Six being in this issue? CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE! MCR ARE IN IT OMG OMG OMG OMG! COME MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE! sorry for my out burst but I do love MCR :')

Why is everyone raging about You Me At Six being in this issue? CALM THE FUCK DOWN PEOPLE! MCR ARE IN IT OMG OMG OMG OMG! COME MY CHEMICAL FUCKING ROMANCE! sorry for my out burst but I do love MCR :')

To everyone saying that these bands are 'teen girl bands' I'm a 14 year old girl and yes, BVB are my favourite band but if LOVE Iron Maidan, Metallica, Skunk Anasie ect.(and i don't just like 'that one song' i own the CD's and listen too them, not fangirling over looks.) and I don't like You me at six, Paramore, All Time Low ect. I listen to everything from old school punk to death metal. Age and gender, don't matter.

To everyone saying that these bands are 'teen girl bands' I'm a 14 year old girl and yes, BVB are my favourite band but i LOVE Iron Maidan, Metallica, Skunk Anasie ect.(and i don't just like 'that one song' i own the CD's and listen too them, not fangirling over looks.) and I don't like You me at six, Paramore, All Time Low ect. I listen to everything from old school punk to death metal. Age and gender, don't matter.

To everyone saying that these bands are 'teen girl bands' I'm a 14 year old girl and yes, BVB are my favourite band but i LOVE Iron Maidan, Metallica, Skunk Anasie ect.(and i don't just like 'that one song' i own the CD's and listen too them, not fangirling over looks.) and I don't like You me at six, Paramore, All Time Low ect. I listen to everything from old school punk to death metal. Age and gender, don't matter.

@Mark
Are you bi-polar?? Your first and second post make me think you are ;')

Fly on a gherkin of delight over the moon gardens of Bumfluff.

So many teen girl bands, yes MCR is a teen girl band who don't care about their fans and they just say they do to get more record sales and to look inspirationalm they even keep putting their songs on movies which proves they sold out and people (teen girls) are to dumb to see it, before you get all 'they probably love the programmes they let their songs play on' they hate glee, Frank even said he only watched it twice after SING played on Glee and that he didn't like it. MCR laugh behind their fans backs because they see that they're to dumb to realise that they couldn't give a flying crap if they killed themselves or not, money is all that matters. Gerard's sober story was for publicity (See on LOTMS he's touching his face during the part he's talking bout his drug addiction...Facial touching while talking is sign of lying. You have seen the taste of chaos interview he did with Bert from the used where he's high in 2005 and he apparently was supposed to get sober in 04) so he either never got off them or he was never an alchoholic in the first place, he lied about witnessing 9/11 for publicity (you can see that he keeps changing his story, he said one time when he witnessed it it was on a bridge, then the cartoon-network studio, they on a ferry, then on the other side of the river where the twin towers collapsed). They were formed to entertain young women, not to save lives. They're being controlled by the music industry LIKE EVERY OTHER MAJOR-LABEL BAND to sound like whatever's popular at the time, their first (independent label) record was good, their rest were awful.

@Dan
I've read all your comments, and here's what I have to say:
People, 'teen girls' or not, like/love the music these bands you list create. I listen to some of MCR, yet I know that a lot of stuff they say could or is for publicity. But if you think they are the only band, or artist, to do this, then I hate to burst your little bubble, but you're wrong. Even some of the bigger ones such as Metallica or Iron Madien have probably done it at some point (haven't researched this, just pulling some big names out the air). Yes, some bands lie. But sometimes, you just have to say 'so what?'. If they make music that makes some people happy (in MCR, YM@6 and Paramore's case that's quite a few people) shouldn't that be all that matters? If for some reason, a certain song brightens up someone's day, then why should you be the person to attempt to stamp out those hopes and that glow of happiness. I'm not saying lying is the right thing to do, but surely, sometimes, giving someone hope and happiness through music that makes them smile or laugh, or to tell them that someone cares, is enough for some forgiveness. I agree with your point about music being controlled (at the end of your most recent), because that's not what music is about, but please don't deliberately insult or rip down people & the things they love, just to try and put doubt in their minds. Obviously though, MCR can't annoy you that much seeing as you either know a lot about them, or are sad enough to research all of that just to attempt to make a point.
Oh, and btw, I'm a 15 year old girl, and I don't appreciate you calling me and the rest of my age group/gender dumb.

Look everyone there's only one way to resolve the teen band or not issue: get both bands to eat one leaf of lettuce and the ones whose belly button fluff glows bright blue wins! Wobbly flaps abreast!

@Carya

No my friend wont stop talking bout them, that's why i know a lot

Well, ok then, but I still hold my point. Why so much hate? You like your stuff, I like mine. Is there really any reason to say all of what you did?

wha thefuck is everyones problem like if you dont like a band dont waste your time complainig about them its just sad,do you have nothing better to do with your timme? these bands are loved by thousand and people who like them shouldnt have to listen to your shit,i may not like every band featured in kerrang but il read it just to learn something new ,and i may not like every band but they shouldnt be criticed if there making anybody happy they are making music people enjoy why critice something that could mean the world to someone else atleast these bands are doing something with themselves instead of critcisin everything on a computer!

@Dan
Well, ok then, but I still hold my point. Why so much hate? You like your stuff, I like mine. Is there really any reason to say all of what you did?

wha thefuck is everyones problem like if you dont like a band dont waste your time complainig about them its just sad,do you have nothing better to do with your timme? these bands are loved by thousand and people who like them shouldnt have to listen to your shit,i may not like every band featured in kerrang but il read it just to learn something new ,and i may not like every band but they shouldnt be criticed if there making anybody happy they are making music people enjoy why critice something that could mean the world to someone else atleast these bands are doing something with themselves instead of critcisin everything on a computer!

@Dan
Well, ok then, but I still hold my point. Why so much hate? You like your stuff, I like mine. Is there really any reason to say all of what you did?

wha thefuck is everyones problem like if you dont like a band dont waste your time complainig about them its just sad,do you have nothing better to do with your timme? these bands are loved by thousand and people who like them shouldnt have to listen to your shit,i may not like every band featured in kerrang but il read it just to learn something new ,and i may not like every band but they shouldnt be criticed if there making anybody happy they are making music people enjoy why critice something that could mean the world to someone else atleast these bands are doing something with themselves instead of critcisin everything on a computer!

kerrang, you er, posted the wrong release date on the back of your kerrang! mag for all time lows new album? so er, yeah? whats that about? ^_^ & also, why put a sleeping with sirens poster on a pierce the veil poster? D: i know have to chose between the two D:

kerrang, you er, posted the wrong release date on the back of your kerrang! mag for all time lows new album? so er, yeah? whats that about? ^_^ & also, why put a sleeping with sirens poster on a pierce the veil poster? D: i know have to chose between the two D:

kerrang, you er, posted the wrong release date on the back of your kerrang! mag for all time lows new album? so er, yeah? whats that about? ^_^ & also, why put a sleeping with sirens poster on a pierce the veil poster? D: i know have to chose between the two D:

@ -

Thats cos You Me Eat Shit aren't anywhere near "rock" with their music, just a shit pop group with guitars, closer to that shit McFly than what Kerrag should be putting in their magazine!

@Carys

Because so many teens are supporting fake idols

I was happy about the sws and ptv poster but WHY PUT THEM ON THE SAME SIDES JUST WHY no kerrang just no

@stu
That still doesn't explain why you're on the Kerrang website every week if you don't like it.

Well yeah, I'll give you that, I can't stand You Me At Six either, but I don't come on here to slate them, I just ignore stuff about them, it's not affecting me in any way, therefore I don't care.

You don't like it? Go somewhere else.

Im 14 and i dislike Paramore and You me at six.

@Brit

Someone with sense! Whatever happened to proper old school heavy metal in Kerrang??

@stu, why do you keep coming on here everyday and posting comments if you dont like the magazine?

Listen , I love Green Day, but the first 2-3 pages of Kerrang devoted to Billy Joe Armstrong is ridiculous. This, followed by shots of Gustav from Young Guns topless and then giving The 2nd Law 4 Ks shows that Kerrang is no longer a serious rock/metal mag but a Smash Hits subsidiary. How the might have fallen. Scuzz and Classic Rock Magazine anyone ?

Listen , I love Green Day, but the first 2-3 pages of Kerrang devoted to Billy Joe Armstrong is ridiculous. This, followed by shots of Gustav from Young Guns topless and then giving The 2nd Law 4 Ks shows that Kerrang is no longer a serious rock/metal mag but a Smash Hits subsidiary. How the mighty have fallen. Scuzz and Classic Rock Magazine anyone ?

load of pussy shit!

Really, I think a lot you guys should grow up! If you don't like other bands, its not necessary to be saying shit about them, those are real people who have feelings, I just think you are being proper bullies! If you don't have anything nice to say, then rather don't say anything! And, btw, I'm 20 years old and You Me At Six happens to be my favourite band, so stop hating!

honestly i'm 14, and okay ymas are my favourite band, who gives a fuck? they stopped me cutting and i don't just listen to them, i been listening to rock since i was 6 years old, i listen to slipknot, enter shikari, lower than atlantis, greenday, while she sleeps. stop sterotyping everything,

you're a troll fuck off.

well, I'm 18 and I do love Paramore and YMAS and loads of other bands.
who gives a shit even.

I wish I could get this magazine everywhere in my country but I can't (only in two cities).
if you don't like what's in the magazine just don't buy it or if you have a subscription on it, just throw it away and don't bother even opening the magazine if you already hate what's on the cover.

i honestly feel my IQ drop when I'm reading all of your comments and that's why I won't be reading this shit again. fucking lunatics geeze.

"I HATE THIS BAND. NO I HATE THÍS BAND" who are the teenagers now.?(don't even bother to reply with a retarded hate post cause I won't be on here anymore).

Help! Scooby Doo is stuck in my foreskin and Velma us on the phone asking where her nose is!! Help Helmer, help, you vagrant tissue....

K

K

If you dont like something, dont get it/read it. Seriously, people like different things, if we were all like Mark and Stu, we'd be miserable/lonely/childish/moronic/and have really shit taste in music. I dont like You me at six as its not my style, but ive met Josh in Kingston and he's a nice guy doing what he loves, WTF is wrong with that? At least he's doing something rather than bitching like a muppet. I love BVB, as Andy Biersack is very clever and dilligent no matter how much hate he recieves. Paramore however, ever since the Farrow brothers left, its gone downhill. Thank you for your time. (Dont bother throwing needless hate at Kerrang! they are making money and promoting everything and dont give a shit about pathetic people slagging them off)

@ Warren

Thats cos You Me At Shit are just simply that, shit ... try as hard as they like, they are still way short of being anything decent!
Just cos think they can play instruments an Josh has got so called good looks (very debateable!) is why they are famous and Kerrang is bumming them week in, week out!
Yeah the publicity is good, for any band, but having them in the magazine every single week, even if they haven't done anything for an entire week, and kissing Joshs' arse every bloody week, and being so over-rated and under-talented is a bit far!

Is there any way I can buy this issue online?

OMFG. >u< I NEED TO ENTER NOW

i think kerrang should put a little tribute in there magazine to show there respects to Mitch Lucker

i think kerrang should put a little tribute in there magazine to show there respects to Mitch Lucker

I see why you people do not like MCR. I never used to like them and I'm still not a huge fan but they're alright. Despite how the band is offstage, their music is nice but does not appeal to everyone. As for Paramore... well... I don't listen to them much.

On an unrelated note, Breaking Benjamin and We are the Fallen would be good to put in here. Maybe not WATF so much, but BB would be interesting. And maybe Lacuna Coil too :D