Kerrang! Magazine 05/12/12

Let the games begin!

YMAS ... AGAIN!!! Who fucking cares, over-rated, non-talented, egotistical, sell out shit!

Yepp shit issue
Kerrang you do know you can have other bands on the cover right?
But Cancer bats and Steel panther posters are Awesome, guess i'l have to buy this one -.-

SERIOUSLY FUCK OFF YMAS!!!!

Before a shit storm is started, stop complaining about the cover of the mag. If you want to be drama queens and make a big fucking deal about it, THEN SEND A MESSAGE TO CUSTOMER SERVICES OR SOMETHING! Every time I see people complaining about the cover of the issue I get really pissed off! It's not about the cover, it's about the content. So, stop writing shit, don't be drama queens and be mature and send your complaints to Kerrang!'s customer services.
Have a nice day.

Hello Skye, do you want to play a game? You have 30 seconds to realize that Kerrang! doesn't have customer services..

tick, tick...

I love to wipe my bloody asshole with this cover!

Hi Jigsaw
Well I've never had the need to contact them. Facebook page? Twitter? All ways of contact :P

Hi Jigsaw
Well I've never had the need to contact them. Facebook page? Twitter? All ways of contact :P

Hi Jigsaw
Well I've never had the need to contact them. Facebook page? Twitter? All ways of contact :P

Well, let's see...
They have facebook
Twitter
Maybe even an email!
Get with the technology :P
(and please, no shit storm today thank you)

Also if you look at the bottom off this page is says Contact Us -_-

@skye,
It's not just the cover that people are unhappy with but the content as well. Most of the last 10 issues have heavily involved BVB, YMAS, ATL and so forth and it's gotten so repetitive. At least with this issue there's no ATL but it wouldn't surprise me to see them back next week. But yet again Kerrang cannot go one whole week without YMAS or BVB. It's good to see a bit of Cancer Bats, Alter Bridge, Anthrax etc in this issue. Variety is the spice of life after all and these bands are far far FAR superior to BVB etc.

@ryan
I think that Kerrang! should have a wider variety but i like bands like ATL, YMAS, BVB. Before you say anything, I am proud to like these bands and will stand by them. i think the content is awesome.
If you don't like the magazine, don't buy it. Simple.

Before I'd just get mad at this, now it's just funny.

Kerrang is such a mess lately, I'd go as far as saying it's unreadable due to all the pandering to the 12 year old girls.

Fuck yeah Steel Panther!

Ha, does it really look like i'm gonna waste my money on 5 issues of this magazine just because there are 5 band members?
I haven't even been buying one!
Nice try..

@stu
You really are a vile, obtrusive, repulsive and repugnant little man aren't you. It's not You Me At *** t, it's You Me At Amazing. This is the best band ever and far superior to noisy sots like Metallica and Iron Maiden et cetera. Their guitarists have more talent in one finger than these bands put together. You Me At Six actually inspired Iron Maiden for their last record so what do you think of that then? The people in Metallica cut their hair as well. You Me At Six should win an award for the best band ever and you cannot counter argue that fact.

@Lexie

You really do talk shit don't you, try listening to decent, proper music and then come back and have a go!

YM@Shit are just a shitty pop sell out group, grow up and come back when you can come up with a proper excuse!

@Stu
Your ignorance is exceedingly baffling but wholly unsurprising. Can you give one valid coherent reason why YMAS aren't the best band in the history of the world? I have given very good nigh unarguable reasons why they are but you cannot offer anything in your defens. YMAS have the amazing ability to do good songs as well as look and dress nice.

Might have fucking known it. Despite my previous post it appears that the talentless tosser Alex Gascrap from All Time Cow is in the mag after all. His talents amount to
1: being able to dye a small bit of his hair and
2: giving an inane lopsided open mouthed smile

Why can't he go suck on a few razor blades instead, the total minge?

You do realize all these hate comments count as cyber bullying?

1) Metallic and Iron Maiden are fucking epic bands, not "noisy sots"
2) @stu seriously dude, if you only come here to hate on the bands in the issues then get the fuck out. You're not needed here.
3) @Ryan Alex has dealt with a lot in his life. He still pulled through and ATL lyrics mean a lot to me. Also they have a massive fan base so you can go STFU. Also, you're as bad as directioners when they all decided to tell Alex to go commit suicide like his brother.
4) Everyone STOP HATING! I'm sick and tired of this shit. Accept people for who they are. Don't call them "shitty" or change their names to insult them.

I'm 12 and I honestly think I'm the most mature one here. All of you need to grow up and settle for the fact that they made a band, they chose their style of music and they obviously enjoy what they do or they'd brake up or stop writing.

Peace out.

I agree with Skye. Yes Kerrang! has turned to poop, but we all must try and get on..

YM@6 are basically One Direction with guitars.

@skye
I appreciate your comments. I will never like Alex Gaskarth nor his band but am willing to stop my rants in view of what may or may not have happened to his brother. I apologise to anyone who took offense.

I still think the content should be better but we will have to agree to disagree on that one!

I do admire your guts and attitude for a 12 year old. Don't let anyone change that as you get older.

Totally agree with the Maiden, Metallica comments!

@Ryan

Thank you. I appreciate that you will stop rants and I hope others will follow your example.

I've been trying to get my message across for the past few issues now and it's never worked until now.

And yes, I love Maiden and Metallica! Always have, always will :)

@Ryan

Thank you. I appreciate that you will stop rants and I hope others will follow your example.

I've been trying to get my message across for the past few issues and it's never worked until now.

And yes, I love Maiden and Metallica! Always have, always will :)

@skye
2x great bands!

@Lexie

It is plain to see that YMAS are shit and a sell-out, when you finally realise it, you will see how shit they really are!

@stu
My aren't you an irrepressible little oik. Are you able to read?
Please elaborate on your rather sweeping statement that You Me At Six are sell out.

It comes with the territory a bit if you're the best band there has ever been. Admit your wrong and that YMAS transcend greatness. You are jealous rotter that's for sure.

@stu

Just leave the Kerrang! comments and never come back. All you do is get into fights with fans of the bands in the issues because you personally think they're shit.
Get the fuck out, you're not needed here.

I LOVE YOU ME AT SIX!

- Yeah, I said it, they're my favourite! But seriously, you should all know that we are all entitled to our opinions and no argument will change an individual's thoughts - it only makes us human. So agree to disagree ?

I LOVE YOU ME AT SIX!

- Yeah, I said it, they're my favourite! But seriously, you should all know that we are all entitled to our opinions and no argument will change an individual's thoughts - it only makes us human. So agree to disagree ?

Oh and I'm seeing them tonight;)

I LOVE YOU ME AT SIX!

- Yeah, I said it, they're my favourite! But seriously, you should all know that we are all entitled to our opinions and no argument will change an individual's thoughts - it only makes us human. So agree to disagree ?

Oh and I'm seeing them tonight;)

I LOVE YOU ME AT SIX!

- Yeah, I said it, they're my favourite! But seriously, you should all know that we are all entitled to our opinions and no argument will change an individual's thoughts - it only makes us human. So agree to disagree ?

Oh and I'm seeing them tonight;)

@Amy
I love them too. They're the best band that has ever been and will be. A real once in a generaition type of band.

Everyone who hates on bands such as you me at six are just jealous of their success plain and simple.

FOR FUCK SAKE. when will people get through their minds that it's NOT YMAS you should be angry at, it's KERRANG! you know, the MAGAZINE that features them in it, they don't feature themselves so stop hating on you me at ix you sad imature pricks.

FOR FUCK SAKE. when will people get through their minds that it's NOT YMAS you should be angry at, it's KERRANG! you know, the MAGAZINE that features them in it, they don't feature themselves so stop hating on you me at ix you sad imature pricks.

FOR FUCK SAKE. when will people get through their minds that it's NOT YMAS you should be angry at, it's KERRANG! you know, the MAGAZINE that features them in it, they don't feature themselves so stop hating on you me at ix you sad imature pricks.

FOR FUCK SAKE. when will people get through their minds that it's NOT YMAS you should be angry at, it's KERRANG! you know, the MAGAZINE that features them in it, they don't feature themselves so stop hating on you me at ix you sad imature pricks.

@stu
Guess your absence of words speaks volumes. I have thus won the Arguements so got back to the darkness under the rock to learn how to read.

@ Lexie & Skye

I will continue to spread hatred for the shit that is YMAS as I am not the only one that thinks so, they are not proper music, and as I keep telling you, go away and listen to PROPER music and then come back and give a better argument!

@skye

I will not pretend to like YMAS because I don't and fully admit to having hated on them before however, you're right when you say that you're 12 and you're the most mature person here... It's pitiful and sad actually and people wonder why our subculture or whatever you call it, has such a shitty rep to other people.

Keep your kind of attitude dude, you have the right idea. :)

@skye

I will not pretend to like YMAS because I don't and fully admit to having hated on them before however, you're right when you say that you're 12 and you're the most mature person here... It's pitiful and sad actually and people wonder why our subculture or whatever you call it, has such a shitty rep to other people.

Keep your kind of attitude dude, you have the right idea. :)

@Stu

But my dear man you are spreading hatred for the sake of spreading hatred. You still haven't given me or my companions in cyberspace a valid reason why YMAS are the best band in the universe. You keep harking on about proper music but YMAS is proper music. Proper music by young men who have excellent manners and taste in clothes. I quaff at your inferior attitude to the Gods that are YMAS.

@Stu

I like my music the way it is thank you very much. Your opinion is that all bands apart from the ones you like are "shit". I hope you can develop a better attitude. I'm guessing the bands you like are a bit heavier? Well I like all kinds of rock. Metallica and Korn were some of the first bands I ever liked. So I like my taste in music the way it is and I hope you can change your attitude. I have to say, I would expect your perspective on things from a 9 year old. Actually, my younger brother (who is 9) is just like you. He claims that everyone who doesn't like the same stuff as him are wrong and need to like better things, or the things he likes.
I hope you take my message into account and change your ways.
Have a nice day.

Skye speaks a lot of sense people. Listen to her!

@Ryan
Thank you Ryan and I'm glad you are supporting me in this. :)
@stu
Was my last message a good enough argument for you?
You seriously need to change your perspective on music. Your music taste is yours; that doesn't mean everyone needs to like the same music as you.
I've explained the situation to a few of my friends and even showed them a few of your comments and they all agree with me in saying that you hating is just idiotic as the band still has a large fan base and fans will always stand by them. Nothing you say will stop me liking the bands I listen too so there's no point in you ever hating or saying I should "listen to better music and realize how shit these other bands are".

I've just come across this and find it highly hilarious

Yes I don't like YMAS and we are entitled to our own tastes, but I do have to admit that YMAS are a little bit over-shown in Kerrang (if that makes sense)

It is obvious from these comments that Kerrang's reader base consists of trolls & whiny little girls. The mag is a cesspit of rock boybands & tween pop-punk.

When the magazine started to go downhill, so did the readers, that is obvious now. Glad I jumped ship a while ago & started reading other, better magazines.

I don't understand why magazines are still going... I mean, why read about shit that happened last week when you have up-to-date news thanks to my invention, the internet?

YES Hahaha The Messiah is back! xD Amazing

I absolutely hate You Me At Six and it's really starting to annoy me that they're in Kerrang! so much. I guess that for YMAS fans it's OK, but I think Kerrang! should show more support for more bands, and not just YMAS and BVB. I appreciate that different people like different music, but if Kerrang! keep going on about certain bands, I'm pretty sure that would reduce the hate comments.
Everyone's entitled for their own opinion on music; but sometimes people go a bit too far in what they say.

Very true. I love YMAS and BVB but I do also think they should feature a wider variety of bands.

So many 12 year olds getting butthurt

I'm 12 and do I look like I'm "butthurt"? I'm actually the complete opposite. I actually find this forum hilarious. Especially because the idiot named @stu. Every time I see a new comment from him and I just burst out laughing because he doesn't realize that they mean nothing to me and nothing he says will change my perspective on rock music.

Thank you Mark, I hope you have a merry christmas, and wish you the best in the new year.

As for you Skye, I'd like you to leave, we don't want your kind around here.

Stu speaks the truth, this is something that you have to learn to deal with.

You will never win an argument on the internet, unless you're me, which you're not because you're a cunt.

Now shoo! Begone! before I get Savile onto you.

There is no such thing as proper music

The Messiah speaks the truth!!

So, you would rather have pessimists on here than optimistic people? Or "kind" as you call them?
I agree with @racoon's last comment; we all have our own opinion on what proper music is.
Many people in my school prefer one direction and nicki minaj, I personally think that their music has no meaning. Actually let's return to that word: "personally". Like It's your personal opinion on what you think about a magazine or a band.
I will not leave until people realize that obviously kerrang don't check the comments, so at the bottom of this page you will she the words: " contact us" so use that instead of repeating yourself on the comments.
There, now I hope that I don't have to return. Also you call yourself "the messiah" (and I'm not personally religious so please correct me if I'm wrong) but the messiah was meant to teach people to accept one another and to be happy, but you sir, are here, calling me a cunt. Doesn't sound like something the messiah would do, does it?

So, you would rather have pessimists on here than optimistic people? Or "kind" as you call them?
I agree with @racoon's last comment; we all have our own opinion on what proper music is.
Many people in my school prefer one direction and nicki minaj, I personally think that their music has no meaning. Actually let's return to that word: "personally". Like It's your personal opinion on what you think about a magazine or a band.
I will not leave until people realize that obviously kerrang don't check the comments, so at the bottom of this page you will she the words: " contact us" so use that instead of repeating yourself on the comments.
There, now I hope that I don't have to return. Also you call yourself "the messiah" (and I'm not personally religious so please correct me if I'm wrong) but the messiah was meant to teach people to accept one another and to be happy, but you sir, are here, calling me a cunt. Doesn't sound like something the messiah would do, does it?

@skype You're just awesome dude! For once, you're actually making sense on here and I admire you. For all we know @stu could be a lonely 50 year old man who just sits in his hovel and wastes his life moaning about 'shitty' pop groups who will always be more successful than him.

So, tell me this @stu , If 'You Me Eat Shit' are SO bad, why have they just sold out Wembley?

Great, there's something your little tiny mind can process whilst I'll go and do something constructive in my life, ok?

@skype You're just awesome dude! For once, you're actually making sense on here and I admire you. For all we know @stu could be a lonely 50 year old man who just sits in his hovel and wastes his life moaning about 'shitty' pop groups who will always be more successful than him.

So, tell me this @stu , If 'You Me Eat Shit' are SO bad, why have they just sold out Wembley?

Great, there's something your little tiny mind can process whilst I'll go and do something constructive in my life, ok?

@skype You're just awesome dude! For once, you're actually making sense on here and I admire you. For all we know @stu could be a lonely 50 year old man who just sits in his hovel and wastes his life moaning about 'shitty' pop groups who will always be more successful than him!

So, tell me this @stu , If 'You Me Eat Shit' are SO bad, why have they just sold out Wembley?

Great, there's something your little tiny mind can process whilst I'll go and do something constructive in my life, ok?

@tom

ha, thanks dude!
You're correct there, @stu could be anyone; but he made the choice to waste his life complaining and being pessimist.
I agree with you so much.

I think you're being a bit of a mong, Skye.

You're on her religiously defending your opinion whilst belittling others for theirs.

"@stu
Was my last message a good enough argument for you?
You seriously need to change your perspective on music. Your music taste is yours; that doesn't mean everyone needs to like the same music as you."

And vice-versa, you twelve year old know-it-all cunt.

Yes because anyone who dislikes a wannabe american Paramore rip-off has to be over the age of fifty, Tom.

You complete and utter fucking ponce.

@the Messiah
Come over here if you think your hard enough. Name a date, place, time you offensive lowlife shite. No knives, just fists

Who uses the insult mong anymore?! xD
@The Messiah now you're just making me laugh. You're trying so hard, but nothing will work. The quote you took from one of comments was merely showing @stu that he shouldn't tell people that what they like is bad and that should like other things. If they like it, then they like it. I personally don't like twilight, or justin bieber, but I don't go around saying to people:
"Justin Bieber and Twilight are shit! Go do something better!!"
I get told SO many times everyday that I should listen to pop music or that I should like a certain person. I have my own opinions.
Thank you for the compliment. If being a know-it-all cunt means that I am smart enough to not pay attention to messages like that then thank you.
Rock music teaches people to be who they are, do what they want and not to follow by some one else.
Obviously, rock has been giving some people the wrong message.

Ryan, how about December 21st right on top of an ancient Mayan temple as the skies part and the ancient god Quetzalcoatl returns from the heavens?

You fucking failed back alley abortion, take your internet hard-on talk and fuck off.

Oh Skye, you think I'm trying? Honey, you have so much to learn.

http://tinyurl.com/c64omq2

Don't call me honey. It's weird.

@ the Messiah

But, you thick as shit knobhead, it's not talk. I really want to meet up with you and beat the living crap out of you. If anyone is guilty of hard Internet talk its you. I HATE cowardly chicken shit bullies, especially those calling 12 year old girls "cunts".

You are a lowlife shitbag and a yellow belly cowering bully. Your parents ought to be ashamed if you. You vile little bully. Fuck off.

"You thick as shit"

Are you a fucking British rapper or something?

You a fucking mong.

And I believe you're in league with Jimmy Savile, you absolute fucking ponce, now away, and let me drink my tea in peace.

Now that's slanderous and will be forwarded to the police. And yes, by writing such a remark, I do believe you are as thick as shit. No more comments for me as this is 100% going to the cops. You have been warned.

Oh, you're going to get da police involved?

Oh noes! Whatever will I do?

Another fucking loser who can give it but can't take it.

I'm reporting you for threatening me.

Deal with it.

paddy have a fight with me LG xxxxxxxx

this has entertained me to no end. Much ado about nothing!

Forgot about this, the cops never came.

:(