Kerrang! Magazine 19/12/12

The Kerrang! Readers' Poll 2012 - I'm not looking forward to that. Album Of The Year hands down is The Ghost Inside - Get What You Give.. but they're no pretty enough to brace the cover Kerrang!

It's time for a change in the new year Kerrang!.. take a risk for once, eh ;)

I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE FUCKING ISSUE WITHOUT THE WORDS BLACK, VEIL AND BRIDES IN IT. FUCKING BAG OF SHIT. FUCK YOUR MAGAZINE. HOW ABOUT YOU SUPPORT GOOD MUSIC INSTEAD OF THE SAME SHIT BANDS (OR BVB) EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WEEK. YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT BLACK VEIL SHIT MAGAZINE. BRING BACK OLD KERRANG WITH GOOD BANDS.

Fairly good issue, until I read that BVB are in it, again!

And yes I think we all knew that YMAS were playing Wembley, now we get every bloody detail, who fucking cares??

Maybe 2013 Kerrang can perhaps start with less (or even none) of YMAS, BVB, ATL, Paramore etc ...

I HAVEN'T SEEN ONE FUCKING ISSUE WITHOUT THE WORDS BLACK, VEIL AND BRIDES IN IT. FUCKING BAG OF SHIT. FUCK YOUR MAGAZINE. HOW ABOUT YOU SUPPORT GOOD MUSIC INSTEAD OF THE SAME SHIT BANDS (OR BVB) EVERY SINGLE FUCKING WEEK. YOU MIGHT AS WELL CALL IT BLACK VEIL SHIT MAGAZINE. BRING BACK OLD KERRANG WITH GOOD BANDS.

HIM.

Good band.

Ville Valo.

Good man.

Kerrang! Magazine.

Utter shite.

Okay, I admit, I'm usually on here defending Kerrang!, and I AM NOT here hating on the bands, as I appreciate that they feature them for a reason, people like them, blah blah blah.
However, this is.. what, the third issue with YM@6's Wembley gig?! The SAME ONE?? I mean.. Come on. Feature it once, but why are they still going on about it? Last week's posters were ALL of them and they're still harping on about the same gig. There is actually some good bands in this magazine, but its still bloody annoying seeing 'You Me At Six destroy Wembley!' AGAIN. -_-

The latest kerrang magazing looks like aload of fun and apper to have some good inside info n the bands, the green day wrapping paper looks okay it would of been more awesome if it actually had proper pics of green day themselves in santa rock outfits though ha ha! As i may forgot to mention is there goi8ng to be my chemical romnace poster special if possible instead of ym@6 and bvb but to name afew, slash and all the other rock bands bfmv, black sabbath and green day sum up the magazine please could there be more info and more exciting pics of my chemical romance pretty please kerrang especially gerard arthur way :) cheers folks

First, I definitely approve of the A7X wrapping paper. And it's nice to see BFMV there too. Approve of Slash, FIR and Evanescence too, and Blink-182 are okay.
But honestly, Kerrang!, I'm getting a bit fed up of seeing You Me At Six in literally EVERY single issue. YM@S don't need to be featured in K! as much as they are. K! shouldn't be focusing on several particular bands (e.g. YM@S, BVB) like they are now. And I do appreciate that for fans of these particular bands it is nice to get loads of interviews, posters, etc. but for the rest of us it is a pain.

So, K!, please stop just going on about particular bands!!

First, I definitely approve of the A7X wrapping paper. And it's nice to see BFMV there too. Approve of Slash, FIR and Evanescence too, and Blink-182 are okay.
But honestly, Kerrang!, I'm getting a bit fed up of seeing You Me At Six in literally EVERY single issue. YM@S don't need to be featured in K! as much as they are. K! shouldn't be focusing on several particular bands (e.g. YM@S, BVB) like they are now. And I do appreciate that for fans of these particular bands it is nice to get loads of interviews, posters, etc. but for the rest of us it is a pain.

So, K!, please stop just going on about particular bands!!

i swear to god if another issue is evolving around you me at six at wembley i'm going to through myself off a bridge

I'm probably going to get this because the Christmas issues are usually decent. I'll probably just skip the YM@6 feature. I think this is the first mag I've bought in over 4 months.

You really need to step it up K!

I'm not here to troll, YM@6, BVB & the like are getting way too much coverage. If they have a new album, or something worth reading about by all means give them the cover but please stop the constant interviews with the same questions & answers over & over. There have been countless times where different bands could have deservedly taken the cover spot & given an excellent interview but time after time they are being scrapped to appease the scene teenage girl demographic who idolize any band with a "dreamy" vocalist.

As a long time reader over countless years it is very dis-heartening to see this happening to (what used to be) my favourite magazine. I cancelled my subscription last year because of it & things seem only to be getting worse.

@Toni Jay There's no need to threat suicide over a magazine issue.

I gotta admit I've been buying the past few issues because I buy Kerrang! as much as I can, but the constant Wembly feature is a bit excessive.

Heya k, the new kerrang keriistmas special is awesome with the info on all the bands featuring metallica and to name a few especially the green day wrapping paper is ok however concert wise i think that you guys are definately aretotally hell bent and wembley obsessed however a special mention to green day as they are going to be touring at my footie ground Arsenals fc at the Emirates wahhoooo why not consider other locations instead of bloody wembley there are actual other destinations and concerts that excist besides top bloody wembley c'mon kerrang iv seen better magazines advertisements i have bought kerrang in the past few years but all we kerrang fan readers get is a bloody constant reminder of wembley i dont wana appear to be rude and am sorry however my mate is a marketing executive and a construction bid writer as they think that majority of the stuff in kerrrang is lousy and the cost of kerrang is totally extorshinate at £2.70 compaared to 3 years ago i used to but kerrang at £1.10 if its going to be like this everyweek then they might consider buying other rock magazines as i may forgot to mention with the above inside info i was just giving you some friendly advice please dont consider the above info as an insult or anything anyways please try to make the next kerrang issue more noticeably exciting moving on take care and enjioy your merry kerrristmaaaas ta ta and cheers folks for reading my comments :)

Awesome! I can't wait to buy this! Ill practically be obsessing over Ville Valo's part! Can't wait till HIM come back next year!

I think the reader's poll results show how many kerrang readers are ymas, mcr, bvb (etc) fans, the fact that bands such as alt and bvb have been voted above much more deserving bands (while she sleeps, enter shikari) shows that the majority of the fanbase are immature fangirls, but obviously featuring these bands makes the mag sell, and no matter how much people comment on here it won't change, its not as if the mag doesn't feature good bands, I mean this issue has a variety of great bands in, its just the fact that the larger articles are reserved for the bands that attract a larger audience, but like I said, they won't change anything if it means selling less issues, anyway, ill stop complaining and just go buy rock sound.....

Best live band: YM@6? It must suck to be in this band. Having this awful magazine licking your raw holes 24/7. Hey, I'm sure they can put on a decent show but their not the best live band in the world. Did you not see Rammsteins or Triviums tours in 2012? Matt Heafy would eat this band for breakfast and blog about it the next day. You fools Kerrang!

Best live band: YM@6? It must suck to be in this band. Having this awful magazine licking your raw holes 24/7. Hey, I'm sure they can put on a decent show but their not the best live band in the world. Did you not see Rammsteins or Triviums tours in 2012? Matt Heafy would eat this band for breakfast and blog about it the next day. You fools Kerrang!

May I just say to those complaining about You Me At Six being in every issue... They were in last weeks and this weeks Kerrang due to headlining Wembley! I don't think that's 'every issue' they deserve it. Black Veil Brides are in every issue which is getting a bit boring now. That's all I wanted to say.

May I just say to those complaining about You Me At Six being in every issue... They were in last weeks and this weeks Kerrang due to headlining Wembley! I don't think that's 'every issue' they deserve it. Black Veil Brides are in every issue which is getting a bit boring now. That's all I wanted to say.

@John

ymas were in it because of the wembley review, apart from that yeah i agre with what you said, even though YMAS are my favourite band i repect the fact they're in it too much, just hate people saying they're shit becasue of it. i bet half the people that are moaning about ymas being"shit" have never listened to their songs.

The fact of the matter is that it doesn't matter if YM@6 or BVB are shit bands, they are still in Kerrang too much. It's gotten to the point where people actually hate the bands just because they're in K! too much rather than judging them on their music.

If any other band got the same amount of insane coverage people would still complain about that band.

I think it's all about trends. When I was younger kids wouldn't buy a Kerrang unless it had Maiden, Dio or Metallica in it. I guess these days kids will only buy a Kerrang if its got BVB et al in it. I think the difference is that when I was younger Maiden, Dio or Metallica weren't always in the magazine and its range or diversity of bands was greater and broader than it is now. People tend to get "drowned" in the constant feature of the same bands constantly appearing in the magazine.

I think it's all about trends. When I was younger kids wouldn't buy a Kerrang unless it had Maiden, Dio or Metallica in it. I guess these days kids will only buy a Kerrang if its got BVB et al in it. So there's no real difference there. I think the big difference is that when I was younger Maiden, Dio or Metallica weren't always in the magazine and its range or diversity of bands was greater and broader than it is now. People tend to get "drowned" in the constant feature of the same bands constantly appearing in the magazine. People may thus dislike bands they may not necessarily have listened to. I really think that Kerrang can keep its regulars and get more readers it it widened its scope a little more. It's not like readers will have to look very far elsewhere for bands such as BVB as they will only be featured in the likes of Kerrang, MH and Rocksound. They won't be in rubbish magazines like Smash hits, so lovers of BVB will know where to go for their fix and hopefully get to know about some other good bands as well. So whether you're a BVB fan, a Maiden fan, a Dio fan or a Metallica fan enjoy listening to what you enjoy but bend your own rules and check out some other bands.

I think it's all about trends. When I was younger kids wouldn't buy a Kerrang unless it had Maiden, Dio or Metallica in it. I guess these days kids will only buy a Kerrang if its got BVB et al in it. So there's no real difference there. I think the big difference is that when I was younger Maiden, Dio or Metallica weren't always in the magazine and its range or diversity of bands was greater and broader than it is now. People tend to get "drowned" in the constant feature of the same bands constantly appearing in the magazine. People may thus dislike bands they may not necessarily have listened to. I really think that Kerrang can keep its regulars and get more readers it it widened its scope a little more. It's not like readers will have to look very far elsewhere for bands such as BVB as they will only be featured in the likes of Kerrang, MH and Rocksound. They won't be in rubbish magazines like Smash hits, so lovers of BVB will know where to go for their fix and hopefully get to know about some other good bands as well. So whether you're a BVB fan, a Maiden fan, a Dio fan or a Metallica fan enjoy listening to what you enjoy but bend your own rules and check out some other bands.

@ everyone
Just wanna clear something up on here. The only reason the bands such as you me at six and black veil brides and the like are getting coverage is because their labels pay kerrang to feature them. Nothing to do with kerrang. E.g: when Madina lake separated from roadrunner they suddenly stopped being featured in the mag all the time and there was no coverage of their third album, apart from the small review or when they play live. I'm sure their are many other cases like this. It's all to do with money these days and nothing more. If you're on a big label or well established band that is the only real way to get featured in this mag. Simple.

As many people who may think BVB are somehow shown in the K! Mag all the time, it's okay. There a band, many people love them but there's no need for hate. Other bands will have there time of there 1 or 2 page of fame in the next maybe K! mag. I love K! I like the bands they put in, so please no more effing complaints about the most featured bands in K! so far. Tah keds!

I love a lot of bands and genre's in kerrang mag and have an open mind. But I really hate BVB, SWS(if you call that a band) and YMAS. Now I know that some 'bands' will get featured even though I don't like them and I don't have a fit about it, I just don't read whatever they are featured in. But why is BVB and YMAS constantly mentioned. They have had numerous of big articles and a number of pages just dedicated to them. Why? Come on Kerrang, change the subject as I'm getting bored. I really like All Time Low even though they arnt very 'rock' like and not my usual stuff, I think they arwe hard working and their music is very catchy but even they don't get much coverage! Sort it out Kerrang -_-

Can't believe so many young screwed up lads hating in BVB and Paramore. Are you mad!!! Wtf are you either jealous of them or completely screwed in the head. But another mag if you don't like it cuz you are evidently outnumbered.

Can't believe so many young screwed up lads hating in BVB and Paramore. Are you mad!!! Wtf are you either jealous of them or completely screwed in the head. But another mag if you don't like it cuz you are evidently outnumbered.
You probably same clowns who listen to eminen too

What is up with hating on BVB? They are just the same as any other band: guitars, band, bass and singer. So why hate? The YMAS features are annoying I agrre but BVB-It is because they are making a new album. That is why they are getting mentioned alot!

How interesting to note that supergods You Me At Six won best band and best live band categories! This is well deserved and how strange that inferiors such as Iron Maidens or Metallca aren't there. Quite simply the great British public have seen the geniuses that are You Me At Sx for the brilliance that they are. Iron Maidens and Metallca will be phoning You Me At Six for how to do a show! Can anyone see Iron Maidens or Metallca selling out Wembly or calling an album Sinners Never Sleep. No, they will have silly names for their CDs and won't be able to sell out their village halls. How utterly ghastly to see that hairy man from Metallca on the cover. It should have been You Me At Six for their triumphant triumphs.

@ everyone
Just wanna clear something up on here. The only reason the bands such as you me at six and black veil brides and the like are getting coverage is because their labels pay kerrang to feature them. Nothing to do with kerrang. E.g: when Madina lake separated from roadrunner they suddenly stopped being featured in the mag all the time and there was no coverage of their third album, apart from the small review or when they play live. I'm sure their are many other cases like this. It's all to do with money these days and nothing more. If you're on a big label or well established band that is the only real way to get featured in this mag. Simple.

Saw BVB on Scuzz meets BVB. Used an open mind as well. Honestly not that bad and they came across as decent hard working guys. They play metal in a metal band. Thats what should count. I think people get hung up on the image and thus dismiss them without really checking them out. I personally wouldn't get one of their albums but they were decent enough people who spoke a lot of sense. They were well aware that they were a Marmite love them or hate them type band. Still miles better than Xfactor and boy bands whatever any haters may say.

@Ryan

THANK YOU!!
I love BVB (no hate please) and I'm glad someone is actually making a positive comment on here.
People always judge them because they wear make up and try to go for a different type of metal rock.
They are basically the marmite of the rock world.
Also they do a lot to help their fans.
Saviour was written about their fans after they were told by so many that they had helped them.
"We take all this hate so the fans don't have to."
I respect you Ryan.

@skye
Cheers! Got a lot of time for you too.
BVB aren't as bad as a lot if people make them out to be. I can't see me buying one of their CDs but that doesn't mean they are poor musicians or horrible people. They are talented and they came across as very normal and down to earth on Scuzz. People ought to look beyond the image- if people heard them on the radio without actually seeing them then they would probably think them a good band! I saw them on Scuzz with an open mind and couldn't see why people would shove so much negativity at them. Ultimately, decent blokes doing something they all have a passion for. What's wrong with that? Much better that One Direction, Boyzone etc. people would do well to remember that! Anyway, enough of that for now. Have a good Christmas Skye!

i have to say the only decent ones here are @Ryan and @Skye

even though i don't like bvb skye makes some good points, why should fans take the hate? we're not forcing them to be the way they are and if one of the dudes said they take the hate so the fans don't i respect. when i met YMAS and spoke to josh he said to me if you get alot of shit for liking us i'm sorry, when i asked him what he meant, he said he'd get letters from fans saying they get teased or get hate from fans of other more heavier bands.
i don't think thats right at all. and like ryan said ('cos i watched them on scuzz aswell a couple days ago) they do seem quite down to earth. the only thing that annoys me with the kerrang comment boards is every comment on here consists of "(put band here) are featured EVERY FUCKING WEEK, they're shit" but they most probably haven't even listened to their songs.
and people like stu saying ymas are egotistical when i had the most unfuckingbelieveble luck of meeting them know that is not true. ymas quite literally saved my life just as i'm sure bands like bvb have saved others, i'm not asking people to like them or listen to them, i'm just saying, every band deserves a bit of respect don't you think?

i have to say the only decent ones here are @Ryan and @Skye

even though i don't like bvb skye makes some good points, why should fans take the hate? we're not forcing them to be the way they are and if one of the dudes said they take the hate so the fans don't i respect. when i met YMAS and spoke to josh he said to me if you get alot of shit for liking us i'm sorry, when i asked him what he meant, he said he'd get letters from fans saying they get teased or get hate from fans of other more heavier bands.
i don't think thats right at all. and like ryan said ('cos i watched them on scuzz aswell a couple days ago) they do seem quite down to earth. the only thing that annoys me with the kerrang comment boards is every comment on here consists of "(put band here) are featured EVERY FUCKING WEEK, they're shit" but they most probably haven't even listened to their songs.
and people like stu saying ymas are egotistical when i had the most unfuckingbelieveble luck of meeting them know that is not true. ymas quite literally saved my life just as i'm sure bands like bvb have saved others, i'm not asking people to like them or listen to them, i'm just saying, every band deserves a bit of respect don't you think?

I'm starting to think that you and me at six have back handed Kerrang into giving them more show time in there magazines. Kerrang never used to be like this. whats the obsession with BVB, seriously there not that good. What about red hot chili peppers and Nirvana. I understand that there are people who like you and me at six but jesus, there other bands that other people like as well you know

@ymashayma
Cheers.
I just think that people need to be open minded and objective when it comes to bands and music. If people have listened in some depth to BVB and don't like it then fair enough. I would say exactly the same for some of my favourite bands such as Maiden, Metallica, Gaslight Anthem and Billy Talent. I never thought that I would like Gojira but instead of sending hate about them I checked them out and then got the new album. And, in my opinion,they are a superb band! The message is a simple one really, enjoy what you enjoy music wise but allow others to enjoy what they like as well! Anyway have a good Xmas and thank for the comments.

You do realize that they won that spot based on votes by the readers, right?

You do realize that they won that spot based on votes by the readers, right?

TOO MUCH YMAS. Seriously, it's too much. I am sick and tired of them. Same with all time low.
Can't you do other bands as well? Like varied. PLEASE. There are so many other bands out there, not just bvb, ymas and all time low. STOP, JUST STOP.

TOO MUCH YMAS. Seriously, it's too much. I am sick and tired of them. Same with all time low.
Can't you do other bands as well? Like varied. PLEASE. There are so many other bands out there, not just bvb, ymas and all time low. STOP, JUST STOP.

TOO MUCH YMAS. Seriously, it's too much. I am sick and tired of them. Same with all time low.
Can't you do other bands as well? Like varied. PLEASE. There are so many other bands out there, not just bvb, ymas and all time low. STOP, JUST STOP.

@kitty Kilbey
Dear lady, what on earth has possessed you? Why should Kerrang have other bands when only darlings You Me At Six count? We kneel down to heaven sent genius here because no other band will ever ever touch them. You should cherish times such as this and embrace brilliance. Take a look at their smart shoes as well, you will be ever so impressed.

There are more bands/singers out there other than YM@6, ATL, BVB and Paramore. Although, I am a massive fan of those bands and am always happy to see them in the magazine, but that's my musical taste and my choice :) but, I also have to say that Kerrang! shouldn't make the magazine all about them. There are alot more bands/singers out there that deserve to be in Kerrang! and not just them.

Don't get me wrong, I love the magazine! But it bores me when I see metal bands in it, because I can't stand metal. But some people do, and that's completely fine :D

There are more bands/singers out there other than YM@6, ATL, BVB and Paramore. Although, I am a massive fan of those bands and am always happy to see them in the magazine, but that's my musical taste and my choice :) but, I also have to say that Kerrang! shouldn't make the magazine all about them. There are alot more bands/singers out there that deserve to be in Kerrang! and not just them.

Don't get me wrong, I love the magazine! But it bores me when I see metal bands in it, because I can't stand metal. But some people do, and that's completely fine :D

There are more bands/singers out there other than YM@6, ATL, BVB and Paramore. Although, I am a massive fan of those bands and am always happy to see them in the magazine, but that's my musical taste and my choice :) but, I also have to say that Kerrang! shouldn't make the magazine all about them. There are alot more bands/singers out there that deserve to be in Kerrang! and not just them.

Don't get me wrong, I love the magazine! But it bores me when I see metal bands in it, because I can't stand metal. But some people do, and that's completely fine :D

@Lexie
What on earth has possessed YOU is the question. Have you realised that there are other bands BESIDES YM@6?! If you're so bloody obsessed with them, maybe you should set up your own magazine dedicated to them. Oh wait...

@emi
Because I'm not a journalist. Heavens, that would be soooo beneath me. Still, the idea is a superior one one must admit. Golly, of course one realises there are other bands beside You Me At Six. However, they are all utterly inferior to the Super Sinners as one usually christens them. I believe this riposte will more that suffice.

@Ryan
I hope you had a good Xmas too :)
I got some band merch and I couldn't be happier. :D
@ymashayma
Thank you, I agree with your comment entirely.

I actually really proud of bands like BVB and YMAS mainly because, they got through all this hate that is put on them.
The lead singer of BVB dreamed big, he never stopped that dream and now he is living it.
He still has people throwing stuff at him like water bottles at festivals but he doesn't care.
Once some guy in the crowd threw his sandwich at him so, Andy caught it and ate it then carried on with the show.
He pulled a moony at Download this year because of all the haters in the crowd that were ruining the show for the people who actually wanted to see them.
I biggest dream is to be in a band so I guess I just gotta keep working at it like Andy did :)

Anybody who doesn't believe me in saying that BVB are a talented hard working band, please watch this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=05zuYFe_zRc

BVB made the movie talked about in this interview themselves with the help of Patrick Fogarty and others.
They didn't get funded; they used their money to made it.

Ha! Just look at the top comment in that video Skye.

Much like One Direction, the main reason people like groups like BVB is because they are all sickeningly handsome (not as handsome as I am though).

Biersack does seem like a genuinely nice guy though, Ryan on the other hand is a nonce. Watch out.

@The Messiah

I'm sick and tired of you now.
You come on here everyday and take time out of your everyday life JUST to add more comments to the argument.
I'm just gonna stop commenting on this issue because I'm tired of this shit.
Now if you excuse me I have a A7X solo to learn.
Peace.

P.S.
Most fans love BVB for the music.
I actually hate people who say they love BVB just because of their looks.
When I first started listening to BVB I had no idea what they looked like until a month later when I watched a music video.

P.S.
That message was mainly because you just keep insulting Ryan, what did he do to you?!
Also I first listened to BVB not knowing what they looked like.
I used my ears, not eyes.
But yes, Andy is a very nice guy who dreamed big and I wish to be like him some day.
Good day.

Don't worry Skye and thanks for the defence. I am just going to ignore it too as the Messiah is cowardly, sad and lonely.

I'm not on everyday actually, you snobbish little tramp. You are on the other hand.

Religiously. Spouting your inane drivel.

Fucking dumpling.

Oh, and Ryan is a pathetic cradle snatching white knight. Which is why he gets what he gets.

The Messiah
Go and fuck your mother. I hear she likes it on her back. You are a complete cunt who has no friends whatsoever. Bullying scum like you are down there with the paedos. You're a vile pathetic, sad, lonely, useless whore. I think Skye has got you riled motherfucker. And so have I fatty. Get on a diet you overweight gimp.

I thought you were ignoring me, you sad instant-replying white-knighting weasel.

Your pathetic schoolyard insults have no effect on me, mongboy.

I'm twelve stone actually, sorry that makes me chunky, you anorexic unwanted Christmas puppy.

@Ryan and Skye

Children, shut the fuck up you retarded abandoned black infants, I look forward to your father's death by cancer.

@Ryan and Skye

Children, shut the fuck up you retarded abandoned black infants, I look forward to your father's death by cancer.

@Ryan and Skye

Children, shut the fuck up you retarded abandoned black infants, I look forward to your father's death by cancer.

So are you the 23 year old from Portsmouth or the 42 year old from LA.? if neither, don't matter. I will find you sooner rather than later. 12 stone gives me more to go on. But, I will find you......

The man who ruined.....make me cunt chops..

Ryan, you inbread shit stain, I'll make you like Bulger if you don't hand over Madeline you sick, child molesting scum.

Oh you've got some imagination Ryan...

Talking like this makes me think you're insane.

Oh dear oh dear, are you rattled? Again, make me mr. Messiah, cuntchops, make me....

Make you what, you dunce?

The Man is the one threatening you, not me. I'm the one that's accurately describing you.

Now leave.

Messiah & Man who ruined Christmas = one and the same.
I'll wager it's Portsmouth, or a least it was about 5 years ago. Feel that, that's the net, closing, closing, closing, closing, closing closing........

Ryan, you inbread shit stain, I'll make you like Bulger if you don't hand over Madeline you sick, child molesting scum.

You're absolutely insane.

I've never even been to Portsmouth, away to bed Columbo, before you do some serious damage to yourself.

Are you some sort of special child? Did your real father drop you on your head as a baby? You can't find that which does not truly exist in this plane of existence you fucking frube. How about you take your terrible chatter and go catch AIDS off some rotting corpse you fucking mongrel.

The Messiah and The man who are one and the same.

If you're going to threaten or abuse me then at least get it right. It's " you inbred shit stain" and not " you inbread shit stain". That would suggest that I live between slices of Hovis. Geez, Portsmouth Uni has a lot to answer for....

of mice and men poster or a pierce the veil poster for next week's kerrang please! <3

Messiah and the Man. If you weren't the same person I would seriously think that you have hard homosexual sex with each other. But as it is, you have to just use that right hand of yours. Sorry, that thumb and forefinger of yours.

I will leave this forum now, but I am getting closer with every single post you make.

The name Tom is something to do with you, right?

It took you a while to clock that didn't it you fat social rejection? I take it your mum had to point that out to you, right? I take it she never really loved you, right?

I think you need to think about what direction your life is going before you get your gastric band fitted. No man, no matter what age, should be a fan of BVB or YMAS, unless... you are homosex?!

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Cliffs?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU ME AT SIX OR ALL TIME LOW OR ANY OF THAT UTTER CRAP, WE WANT GOOD BANDS NOT ANY OF THIS MODERNISED STUFF! MORE GREEN DAY AND LESS ALL TIME LOW, AND YOU ME AT SIX ARE PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR MUSIC AND THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYING, im never buying kerrang ever again at this rate! SORT IT OUT

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU ME AT SIX OR ALL TIME LOW OR ANY OF THAT UTTER CRAP, WE WANT GOOD BANDS NOT ANY OF THIS MODERNISED STUFF! MORE GREEN DAY AND LESS ALL TIME LOW, AND YOU ME AT SIX ARE PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR MUSIC AND THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYING, im never buying kerrang ever again at this rate! SORT IT OUT

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU ME AT SIX OR ALL TIME LOW OR ANY OF THAT UTTER CRAP, WE WANT GOOD BANDS NOT ANY OF THIS MODERNISED STUFF! MORE GREEN DAY AND LESS ALL TIME LOW, AND YOU ME AT SIX ARE PATHETIC EXCUSES FOR MUSIC AND THEY ARE FUCKING ANNOYING, im never buying kerrang ever again at this rate! SORT IT OUT

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@ Lexie

Please tell me you are joking. Do you have any idea how successful Metallica and Iron Maiden are? They are the two biggest bands in the history of metal. The fact that you compared them to You Me at six is ridiculous. Your comparing the talents of metal gods to a diluted rock version of a boy band. Please get educated on this matter!

@Jordan,
What a clod of earth you are!
One is highly educated in this matter and the conclusions are simple, obvious and as follows:-
The hairy man from Metallica phones Josh every day to take singing lessons and to ask for advise on shoes and matching socks.
The 2 guitar players from Iron Maidens study videos of Chris and Matt in order to brush up their techniques.
You Me At Six heartily consume Metallica and Iron Maidens for breakfast, high lunch, tiffins and supper. Is this not obvious to you or other unmusical buffoons? Why have a mantle piece when you have an open log fire hearth? What do you think of that then?

@ Lexie

Your obviously a troll, everything you said in that last post meant nothing so you must be joking. You do realise that Iron Maiden have been around since the 70s, Metallica the 80s? By the way you didn't even get maiden's name correct in the original post, which is an absolute joke.

@Jordan
Your response is pure balderdash of course, pure balderdash. Don't you own a pony? One assumes not!
Do you, gallant defender of what one cannot defend, realise that You Me At Six have been around since about 2000? The era of ones productiveness is hardly important. Lead Zeppelin were around in the 1960s and well, who listens to them now, nay , are they even relevant now? Chopin was around in the same era as dinosaurs.....do you hear him topping the charts now?

Please renounce that fact that you called me a troll. Utterly unnecessary and undignified. One is considered quite a catch amongst the mansion dwellers of Surrey. Hurrah!

@Lexie

Led Zeppelin will always have fans. People who remember their music will always go back to it.
You Me At Six. I listen to 2 or 3 of their songs occasionally but Iron Maiden and Metallica are legends of the rock world.
We can't compare them.

Just been reading through some of these posts. Man, some are fucking hilarious!
Let me add to the banter!
It's interesting to note that Messiah says I think you need to think about what direction your life is going before you get your gastric band fitted. No man, no matter what age, should be a fan of BVB or YMAS, unless... They're homosexual?

But in an earlier breath says
Ville Valo
Good man

Isn't Ville Vallo an icon for young gay rockers everywhere?

Messiah, dude, I sense a hitherto latent and suppressed homosexuality coming to the fore!

Boom boom!

Enjoy New Years Eve people!

i agree with @AlexHare these comments are hilarious!! Très entertaining. keep up the good work!
As for kerrang, you want a proper magazine? Go for Rocksound

K! have removed some comments, I blame Ryan, the absolute rascal.

Hare, nope, "The Man Who Ruined Christmas at the Homeless Shelter" said that about the gays, not me.

Ville Valo is loved by all.

For once Mr. Messiah is correct, comments have been removed. Pity, in all honesty we both showed a bit of humour there as Alex Hare and Dot have said.
Messiah, it's New Years Eve and I'm in the pub pissed. Don't therefore have a go at spelling, you absolute rascal.
Happy New Yeat

I am always correct Ryan, this is something you have to learn to deal with.

@ Lexie

Please refer to the comment of Skye, he has put it perfectly!

@ Lexie

By the way, it's Led Zeppelin not Lead Zeppelin. If your so educated please use the correct band names.

@ Lexie

By the way, it's Led Zeppelin not Lead Zeppelin. If your so educated please use the correct band names.

@Jordan

She* :)
But thank you :)

Fuck off Skye.

@skye
I didn't write that. Some two faced fatty is attempting to stir things up. No wonder he has no friends eh Chunks.

Whoever wrote the above comment in my name had the same name for 2 faced, overweight, shit- stirrer, paranoid, schizophrenic, deluded, friendless, depressed, lonely, multiple personality disorder, live at home with Mummy and her endless supply of "special uncles".

Oh yeah, it also means scum.

Ultimately, it doesn't effect me in the slightest but watch the waster respond to this post! Can't take what he throws at others in the first place. Who'll come out of the "attic" this time gayboyfucker?

How's Treena by the way.....

Aw kerrang, why take the comments down? There are some truly top class insults there, 'anorexic unwanted Christmas puppy' being my personal favourite. Kudos to The Messiah and Ryan!

So, you're the only Ryan on the planet? I don't think so loser, your insults are completely pathetic.

I suggest putting your head down the toilet and inhaling deeply.

Happy New Year!

Cheers Dot, I aim to please! You are aware that this version if Ryan doesn't actually exist dont you?!?!?!?

I always put my head down the toilet to breathe deeply. It's lush, mongchops.

They weren't insults. They are the truth. Ooh ping! Did they hit a nerve?Go back to sucking that Xmas lolly you made from your fathers anal juice, quimface.

@Ryan, yes, yes I do.

See, there are many people named Ryan. But few are as retarded as you.

Rhymes.

And when you've finished on that POP- SiCKLE you can start on that bag of your Mummy's calorie free pussy phlegm. Yum Yum schizo!

Quimface?

Well, you're a fucking nincompoop.

@ Ryan
You cunt, you cunt ,you cunt. That's way below the belt. I made you remember, mongchops.

Bastard, get out if my head. It's not my fault he abused me as a child. I had to create some defence, mongchops. Stay out!

Begone, this is my domain.

@The Messiah, another failed tribute act to the greatest poster in the history of his greatest invention, the Internet.

I am a cunt, a bigger cunt than the biggest cunt you know.

And don't you forget it.

@Messiah,
I'll Always be here, always. You know that.
There is only the Ryan YOU created. And the Stu you created. And the Meh you created. All of the lost boys you created.

But I'm stronger. I will break that attic door down and snuff out your light.

Now , stick some more wrestling on, your making our heads hurt fruitcake.

Hee hee. I will take over Toms head, not Ryan. Just you wait and see...

Always be here... Chasing Skye.

Fucking saddo nonce.

Messiah,
You have this obsession with nonces and dead cigar smoking " celebrities" don't you? Any reason why?
Got a girlfriend by the way? ( obviously the rotting corpse in the shower doesn't count, even your schizoid mind can see she's been dead a few months). Didn't think so. Having a bit of trouble with the opposite sex aren't we?
Son- paranoid, babeless , pig butt ugly and overweight is no way to go through life.

Awch! I sense another nerve being hit,

You're an embarrassment to the retardeds.

Still on here spouting ultra fail.

Shouldn't you be investigating mysteries with Scooby and the Gang? Fucking psycho nonce.

Believe it or not, Stu is a real person, and The Man Who Ruined Christmas at the Homeless Shelter is too.

Never met either... and I can assure you, neither are me, special child.

I'm an embarrassment to all the "retardeds"???You are riled motherfucker, you are riled! What was that about being good with spelling and grammar!

Can't wait to figure out which head my nail is hitting? I will drive it deeper and deeper into that split mind of yours!

And thank you, I am a special child aren't I? Thanks for that compliment, Cocknose

Riled? I don't get riled, especially on the Internet.

Retardeds is a new social group that I invented, a sub-species even more retarded than traditional retards, so retarded that the name isn't even spelled right.

But it gets the point across.

Now you can meet up with other retardeds, and have retardeds younglings.

Messiah,
Calm down ugly. Calm yourself down. Remember what the doctor told you?

I'll give you the chance to think up some more non original insults. I'm going to skinny dip in a vat of car battery acid you'll be glad to know.

Make up some insults with the words diet, plastic surgery, friends, lack of, girl, lack of whilst I zombify myself.

Pube of doom!

Have manners, thank me mongboy.

Thank you my love!

The question is...

Why are you a nonce?

Now I do have to go...but, oh you little tempter you....
There are 2 questions, not one.....

1. What can people do to help you lose weight and become better looking?
2. What is this obsession you have with nonces?
Seriously, all jokes aside, that side of this banter is quite worrying.

Now, go and finger your anus with a screwdriver whilst I strip the skin from my bones, Period Blood Drinker

1 - Like I said, I weigh twelve stone, and I couldn't possibly get any better looking.

I'm that stunning.

2 - It's my duty to bring perverts to Justice, accept your hanging in the village square. Nonce.

Let me explain something to you, and I'll tone it down so that even the most retarded retardeds can understand.

Using insults about a person's appearance online is pathetic, you can't see anyone, anyone can be anyone through a username.

It makes you sound like you're a secondary school student.

No, let me explain something to you, and allow me to quote from you,Tubs:-
"Using insults about a persons appearance online is pathetic, you can't see anyone, anyone can be anyone through a username"... From the dickhead using The Messiah as a monicker.

Duh... I know I can't see you, Mr. Thicker than his own waistline...well, can't see you yet....I am working on that believe what the fuck you want on that but I will get there...but you are overweight and you fucking know it....you have alluded to it with almost every single post and this is now the head that the nail has hit. Oh yeah, and ugly and without a girl, awwww shucks.

"Anyone can be anyone through a user name". Says he who hides behind a plethora of false names. I am not using any name other than my own. Fact. I have not used another persons identy to insult you. Fact. You have with me and others. Fact.

"Using insults about a persons appearance online is pathetic". Of course it is! But not as pathetic as your quips on nonces and that dead tosser Jimmy Saville. Are you going for a If I'm that insulting ill really offend or piss Ryan off? Because I doesn't work. Which makes me think that you are the secondary student here. No one else would be that low or pathetic.

You bore me now. Fuck off.

Investigating my whereabouts, my my, so you're a stalker as well as a nonce. Interdasting.

Dumb to the Internet.

I've never known anybody to be as thick as you, seriously, you think-up shit and believe it. Making you insane.

I hope you do track me down mongboy, I seriously do. I'm a black belt in Kung-Fu, and I will dismantle you with ease.

@Skye

Sorry and that's alright sexy ;)

@Skye

Sorry and that's alright sexy ;)

@Skye

Sorry and that's alright sexy ;)

@Jordan
Thanks...I think..
I'm 12...

She's not actually twelve Jordan.

She's an old senile pub-going nonce in disguise.

I agree 100% with Shit. Sick of seeing the ASL sign for I love you used as the sign of the horns (maloik, metal sign)...get your shit straight.

Really Messiah, really?
I am 12 thank you very much. Turned 12 last year in the month of July and I am in my 2nd year of comprehensive school.
Anyway, how could you accuse me of being an "old senile pub-going nonce in disguise" when we have never met? :P

i love my mum shiela