Black Metal Band Panzerfaust Had A Massive Van Accident

Oof. Canadian black metal band Panzerfaust had a close call on a patch of black ice while on tour as part of the Death Black Metal Crusade 2017 which sees them share the stage with Belphegor and Cryptopsy.  

From their Facebook:

Today we narrowly avoided a swift visit from the angel of death. While driving through the Northern pass from Vancouver to Edmonton we hit black ice – spiralling us into the frozen creek below. Despite being pinned beneath the crushed vehicle, submerged in the frigid water, we managed to crawl from the wreckage; all of us relatively unscathed. Be that as it may, much of our gear and merchandise has been destroyed, and we have been informed that insurance will cover none of it.

Needless to say, our performance in Regina will have to be cancelled. We have every intention of finishing the tour, however, some tremendous financial burdens stand in our way. We humbly ask anyone that can assist us financially in any way to help us see this campaign through. Anything helps, and we would be indebted to you. One way or another, Panzerfaust has every intention of spearheading forward, as our dignity demands it of us.

Any donations can be sent via Paypal to:

[email protected]

May death tremble to take us,

Panzerfaust

If you're a fan and you've got a little cheddar to spare, help them out! If you've never heard of the band, however, maybe you'll also be inclined to help out when we tell you that four years ago they pissed on the gay-hating Westboro Baptist Church: 

Good stuff guys. We hope you get back on your feet as soon as possible.