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MIGHTY THEWED kings of true metal, or embarrassing boneheaded oafs? It's been suggested that a band as gloriously preposterous as Manowar could only be a Spinal Tap-style satire ('Gloves Of Metal' anyone?) but if this is a joke they've been telling it for more than 25 years without ever cracking a smile. Although an American band, the seeds of Manowar were sown at a Black Sabbath concert in Newcastle when bassist Joey DeMaio (who was then a roadie for the Sabs) met guitarist Ross 'The Boss' Friedman (who was in the support band that night). The two hatched the idea for a band that played thunderous, full-throttle heavy metal in all its chest-beating glory and Manowar was duly born. From signing record contracts in their own blood to being recognised by 'The Guinness Book Of Records' as 'the loudest band on the planet', they've kept those metaphorical amps turned up to 11 since, unflinching warriors in the quest to crush wimps and posers for the cause of true heavy metal.

Battle Hymns
Name: Battle Hymns Label: LIBERTY Year: 1982

Review: THE PRODUCTION might sound slightly anaemic by today's standards but there's nothing weedy about the content. Packed with the sound of revving motorbikes, Orson Welles-narrated sword and sorcery epics and paeans to the power of heavy metal, the New York outfit's debut was a gloriously OTT statement of intent. Manowar had arrived and purveyors of false metal would rightly quake with fear.

Kings of Metal
Name: Kings of Metal Label: ATLANTIC Year: 1988

Review: SONGS ABOUT steel? Check. Self-aggrandising metal anthems? But of course. Huge, hairy-bollocked man-ballads? Naturellement. A firm favourite among seasoned Manowarriors (as fans of the band are wont to call themselves), 'Kings Of Metal' encapsulates everything that is, depending on your stance, either great or appalling about Manowar. As the title-track has it: other bands play, Manowar kill.

The Triumph of Steel
Name: The Triumph of Steel Label: ATLANTIC Year: 1992

Review: THINK GREEN Day's 'American Idiot' is an epic opus? Pah! Compared to 'The Triumph Of Steel' it is but an episode of 'Dogtanian' yapping at the 'Lord Of The Rings' trilogy. So how much more epic could an album be than one which starts with a 28-plus minute opener called 'Achilles, Agony And Ecstasy In Eight Parts'? None more, false metal dog.

Gods of War
Name: Gods of War Label: SPV Year: 2007

Review: IT'S THE 21st century. Internet irony and ever-mutating digital technology are in. What better time, then, to release a power metal concept album based around Odin, with all the text in the inlay booklet written in Norse runes? Apparently the first in a series of releases centred on different gods, this doesn't so much fly in the face of fashion as get it in a headlock and punch it repeatedly in the jaw.

Sign of the Hammer
Name: Sign of the Hammer Label: 10 RECORDS Year: 1994

Review: ALTHOUGH IT contained a clutch of classic Mano-moments - slack-jawed anthem 'All Men Play On Ten' immediately stands out - 'Sign Of The Hammer' is the patchiest of Manowar's earlier releases. The epics don't work, 'Animals' verges on (whisper it) the false metal posturing of '80s cock rock and there's a disjointed feel to the album as a whole.

    Key manowar Tracks
  • ACHILLES, AGONY AND ECSTASY IN EIGH...

    THAT'S ONLY eight parts if you don't count the prelude and the two distinct passages of 'Part VII: The Desecration Of Hector's Body'. It really doesn't get much more epic than that.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'The Triumph Of Steel', 1992
  • BATTLE HYMN

    MORE EPIC sword and sorcery mayhem as steel meets bone and chunky riffage meets a rousing if none-too-subtle battle cry of 'Kill! Kill! Woah-oh-ohh'.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Battle Hymns', 1982
  • BLACK ARROWS

    'MAY EACH note I now play be a black arrow of death to all those who play false metal!'. Now if that's not the way to kick off a frantic, hyperspeed bass solo then frankly we don't know what is.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Hail To England', 1984
  • BLACK WIND, FIRE AND STEEL'

    LIKE STEEL, the Black Wind is a recurring theme in Manowar's universe. Stop sniggering at the back there and bow down before the sheer levelling might of this awesomely drum-powered power/thrash metal hybrid.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Fighting The World', 1987
  • BLOW YOUR SPEAKERS

    A RELIC of their (extremely) brief flirtation with MTV, this comic gem was named as one of VH1's 40 Most Awesomely Bad Metal Songs. Ridiculous it certainly is, but it's also a harmless slab of big dumb fun.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Fighting The World', 1987
  • BROTHERS OF METAL, PT. 1

    THEY'D NEVER exactly been dedicated followers of fashion but in the mid-'90s, with Korn ushering in an era of nu-metal, their fists aloft, shirt unbuttoned stance was even more against the grain.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Louder Than Hell', 1996
  • DARK AVENGER

    'AND THEY placed in his hands a sword, made for him, called Vengeance. Formed in brimstone and tempered by the woeful tears of the unavenged'. An early taste of the sheer epic scale of things to come, featuring a superbly atmospheric voiceover from legendary actor/director Orson Welles.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Battle Hymns', 1982
  • FIGHT UNTIL WE DIE

    LOADED WITH post 9/11 sentiments, instrumentals, Elvis covers and, uh, opera, 'Warriors...' was an odd, patchy album but this full-throttle screamer (and some of the screaming does have to be heard to be believed) is up there among their best.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Warriors Of The World', 2002
  • HAIL AND KILL

    NEVER ONES for beating around the bush, here they sacrifice any notions of subtlety on the altar of huge great riffage and an exhortation to general bloody mayhem.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Kings Of Metal', 1988
  • KILL WITH POWER

    THE RELEASE of Metallica's 'Kill 'Em All' the previous year had upped the ante but, while Manowar relied more on heroic bombast than all-out thrash, they proved they could keep apace with speedy metallic wrecking balls like this.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Hail To England', 1984
  • KINGS OF METAL

    'OTHER BANDS play, Manowar kill', they claim on this ultimate boneheaded anthem. Not to mention: 'We like it hard, we like it fast/ We got the biggest amps - man, they blast!'. Poetry. Sheer poetry.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Kings Of Metal', 1988
  • MANOWAR

    THE BAND'S anthem and mission statement, asserting their right to conquer every shore, and stipulating the fact that they'll live forever more. Reality is not necessarily a prerequisite in Manoworld.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Battle Hymns', 1982
  • MARCH FOR REVENGE (BY THE SOLDIERS ...

    WITH A title like that what more do you need to know? Clocking in at eight minutes plus, this is more grandiosity on a ludicrous scale.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Into Glory Ride', 1983
  • METAL DAZE

    MANOWAR APPEAR to love the following things: motorbikes, steel, buxom women, steel, loincloths and steel. But even more than, say, steel, they love heavy metal at its loudest. As this paean to the power of true metal amply proves.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Battle Hymns', 1982
  • RIDE THE DRAGON

    ONE OF their fastest, tightest aural assaults, powered by yet another exceptional drummer (one Rhino, aka Kenny Earl Edwards), who replaced Scott Columbus on 'The Triumph Of Steel' album.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'The Triumph Of Steel', 1992
  • THE WARRIOR'S PRAYER

    IT'S STORY time as music gives way to atmospheric narrative and a tale mighty Warriors of Metal. 'Grandfather...who were those four men?', asks a curious child in perhaps the most priceless ending to an album track ever.

    Find on iTunes Find It: 'Kings Of Metal', 1988