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FEW MODERN rock bands become legends in their lifetimes, but that is exactly how LA quartet Tool - arguably the largest cult band in the world - are perceived by critics and their notoriously obsessive fan-base alike. Thrown up by a Los Angeles that had previously produced Guns N'Roses, Jane's Addiction and the Chilis, Tool then proceeded to draw a veil of chilling, ominous darkness over the 1990s and 2000s, by peddling an overwhelming and often mind-boggling concoction of sludge-encrusted prog-groove, baffling, thought-provoking pseudo-mysticism and rumours, eerie, surrealist stop-motion videos conceptualised by former special effects artist guitarist Adam Jones - who worked on 'Terminator 2' and 'Jurassic Park' - as well as a sense of humour - frontman Maynard James Keenan tried his hand at stand-up comedy before joining Tool - best described as 'cryptic'. Most bands repeat themselves, Tool evolve, prodding and provoking you to do likewise, a process the next step of which shall be revealed with the recent release of their fourth full-length album and headlining slot at this year's Download festival.
Name: LateralusLabel: VOLCANOYear: 2001
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Review: TOOL'S CROWNING achievement so far is a 79-minute prog-metal journey to the limits of consciousness and beyond; an awe-inspiring, overpowering work of art which drags you down as low as you can go in order to illuminate how to scale the heights within you. Complex, depressing, uplifting, spiritual and arcane, 'Lateralus' is rock at its most epic and transcendental.
Name: imaLabel: VOLCANOYear: 1996
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Review: THREE YEARS after 'Undertow', Tool stepped into a void and upped the progressive rock ante with this multicoloured collection of thundering detours and dizzying left turns. Without leaving their skulking animosity behind, 'ima''s mind-expanding vision presents a hopeful depiction of humanity on the brink of transcending itself through pain, loss, hate and of course, the darkest of chuckles.
Name: UndertowLabel: ZOOYear: 1993
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Review: MISCAST AS a grunge oddity at the time by some, this bleak, sprawling canvas of dirge-funk spasms and juddering despair-set-to-music brought Tool to anyone who needed more from rock. Raw, scathing and often deeply troubled, 'Undertow' is the sound of the tormented human soul beating itself back to life within the darkened chamber of the alienated individual self.
Name: OpiateLabel: ZOOYear: 1992
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Review: RELIGION IS the opiate of the masses said Karl Marx, and the horrific six-armed priest on the cover underlines Tool's hatred of oppression and urge to distrust all authority and to think for yourself; to the tune of some grindingly metallic riffage and hauntingly corrosive vocal wailing, of course. The sound of Tool laying down the groundwork for what was to come.
Name: SalivalLabel: VOLCANOYear: 2000
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Review: A TOOL gig is by nature a thoroughly transcendental affair, and thus impossible to capture on plastic. This live/outtakes album and DVD video collection does a fine enough job at attempting it, showcasing Tool's enviable, uniquely potent prowess as a live band - hear extended versions here of their pre-'Lateralus' hits for proof. But you really had/have to be there...
Key Tool Tracks
4 DEGREES
EASTERN STRUMMING chimes in 'Undertow''s most perverted hour, reportedly an ode to opening yourself up to new possibilities. Via the metaphor of anal sex. Ouch!
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Find It: 'Undertow', 1993.
BOTTOM
HENRY ROLLINS steps in to provide spoken-word vocals in this spasming riffathon on the darkest recesses of depressive states. 'I will use my mistakes against you... there's no other choice' the muscleman threatens. Scary.
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Find It: 'Undertow', 1993.
EULOGY
'HE HAD a lot to say, he had a lot of nothing to say' intones Keenan robotically on this industrial-edged lament. Possibly about Kurt Cobain. Or possibly not.
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Find It: Ænima', 1996.
FORTY SIX & 2'
ON WHICH Tool get their 'evolution' on, portending with imagery of scabs, shedding skin and metamorphosis humanity's step up into a higher level of being. Whatever that may mean.
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Find It: Ænima', 1996.
HOOKER WITH A PENIS
TOOL DON'T like it if you call them sell-outs, and this seething, spitting metal assault on all their 'fans' who do hits below the belt. Hey, nobody ever said Tool were nice.
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Find It: 'Ænima', 1996.
HUSH
'I CAN say what I want to, even if I'm not serious' wails Keenan to a juddering funk-metallic backdrop, providing a precious key with which to read all Tool's work.
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Find It: 'Opiate', 1992.
JIMMY
SLOW AND droning, 'Jimmy' is a mystical, dreamy return to a troubled childhood in search of answers which often prove elusive. Touching and strangely beguiling.
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Find It: 'Ænima', 1996.
LATERALUS
POSSIBLY TOOL'S most epic moment, where they reach out in order to touch infinity, transcribing into music the impulse towards the divine within us all. 'Spiral out, keep going' sings Keenan, offering a path of hope and endless possibilities.
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Find It: 'Lateralus', 2001.
NO QUARTER
EXPANDING LED Zeppelin's already dirgy lament to almost double its original length, this is the sound of Tool paying tribute to one of their faves.
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Find It: 'Salival', 2000.
OPIATE
'CHOICES ALWAYS were a problem for you, what you need is someone strong to guide you... like me' croons Keenan as he mercilessly mocks the weakness behind the need for organised religion on this slow-burning anthem.
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Find It: 'Opiate', 1992.
PRISON SEX
ARGUABLY TOOL'S darkest, most disturbing moment, a harrowing tale of infantile sexual abuse set to the sound of a deceptively charming metallic ditty. Notoriously features the line 'shit, blood and cum on my hands'.
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Find It: 'Undertow', 1993.
PUSHIT
SHOWCASING TOOL'S constant need to expand their sonic palette onstage, this percussion-heavy live re-interpretation of this song reveals them to be one of the most affecting and challenging live bands around.
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Find It: 'Salival', 2000.
SCHISM
'I KNOW the pieces fit cuz I watched them fall away' croons Keenan on this melancholy, sedated meditation upon human relationships that fracture and crumble. Fragility was never so delicately rendered.
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Find It: 'Lateralus', 2001.
SOBER
TOOL'S BASS-DRIVEN breakthrough single (and fucked-up accompanying video) depicts a soul imprisoned in endless self-reproach. Though why Jesus won't 'fucking whistle' is still a mystery to all.
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Find It: 'Undertow', 1993.
STINKFIST
INDUSTRIAL NOISE and feeback introduce this lurching onward march of a song about pushing your boundaries, and those of others, by means of the gentle art of fisting. Naughty.
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Find It: Ænima', 1996.
SWEAT
BLISTERING RIFFAGE and pounding drums usher in a meditation on human suffering in an unforgiving universe, as Keenan gives vent to shadowy paranoia and unsettling deja vu.
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Find It: 'Opiate', 1992.
THE GRUDGE
ALCHEMY, ASTROLOGY, industrial vocals and wobbly tightrope-walking riffage all encourage you on this epic number to let go of your grudges in order to stop dwelling in self-defeating darkness and fear. Inspirational.
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Find It: 'Lateralus', 2001.
THE PATIENT
SLOW, GRINDING and seemingly endless, this song's sonics perfectly mimic its message of patience and strength when dealing with situations that appear to offer suicide as the only way out. See, Tool are nice after all.
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Find It: 'Lateralus', 2001.
THIRD EYE
PRO-DRUG LEGALISATION rants from comedian Bill Hicks introduce this 14-minute psychedelic prog-odyssey and urge to expand your mind and worldview. No drugs, no your favourite music.
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Find It: 'Ænima', 1996.
ÆNEMA
'LEARN TO swim' yells Keenan as advice to all the shallow LA posers upon whom he wishes apocalyptic earthquakes, rain and destruction in this epically intolerant masterpiece.