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How is it possible that from three Geordie drunkards singing about cod-Satanism, knob-rot and your teacher catching you wanking under your school desk, a movement like black metal could emerge? Perhaps because in the early 80s, Venom were the loudest, fastest, heaviest, and any other word ending in 'est' band on the planet, making a noise that made punk bands like Discharge wince.
Like Motorhead without Lemmy's charm, on their Welcome To Hell Debut, Venom quickly established themselves as the last word in sonic butchery, although it wasn't until after the release of 1982's Black Metal that they played live, claiming their stage show was too big for most venues. When they finaly made their live debut, it was as loud and destructive as you'd expect, with all their gear broken beyond repair by the end.
Black metal may have become far more serious than Venom were, but without them, the world of extreme metal would be a very different place indeed.
Name: Black MetalLabel: NEATYear: 1982
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Review: That title, that iconic cover featuring lucifer himself, the absolute disregard for musical subtlety; Black Metal certainly led the way for bands like Mayhem to follow with their hellish noise on tracks like Raise The Dead, To Hell And Back and the glorious, classic title track. Although Teacher's Pet remains, as it was then, the sort of thing comedy metal troupe Bad News would have laughed at for being too stupid.
Name: Welcome to HellLabel: NEATYear: 1981
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Review: If Lemmy's charm won Motorhead a certain amount of respect with 'normals', Welcome To Hell did its best to undo all their good work. Songs like Witching Hour, A Thousand Days In Sodom and Schizo confirmed easily-scared people's views that heavy metal bands were talentless, drunk, depraved, evil pieces of work, while the goat's head on the cover announced that Venom were indeed In League With Satan. Or, at least, down the pub with him.
Name: At War With SatanLabel: NEATYear: 1983
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Review: Did Venom do epic? Sort of, yeah. The entire first side of the vinyl version of At War With Satan is taken up with the title track, although those expecting some sort of prog rock epic will be disappointed. It's the usual Venom noise explosion, just played for fifteen minutes. The last truly great record the Geordie three would make, At War... is an unholy roar of dirty, Satanic noise. And it ends with a song called Arrrrrggghhhh!!!!. Need it? Of course you do!
Name: Cast in StoneLabel: SPVYear: 1997
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Review: After years in the wilderness, the classic Venom triumvirate of Cronos, Mantas and Abaddon returned for another round of bloodthirsty black metal. Over a decade and a half after their debut, Venom's caveman-like assault hadn't matured any, but, frankly, when they've proven the masters of primitive, but effective heavy metal thunder, why the fuck would you want anything else!?
Name: Kissing The BeastLabel: NEATYear: 1993
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Review: Safe to say that Venom would never have a lengthy, illustrious career, but this early 90's stuff is weak even by low expectation. Original frontman Cronos isn't on it, and while the music is passable enough, the spirit of Venom's 'playing faster than any of us actually can' attitude is as absent as he is. The sound of a bright light guttering.
Key Venom Tracks
1,000 Days In Sodom
Sodom was one of the Biblical cities that were so depraved, perverted and swimming in sin that God decided to destroy it and poop everyone's party. Venom probably would have fitted right in.
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Find It: Welcome to Hell, 1981
AT WAR WITH SATAN
20 minutes long and slightly adventurous it may be, but there was never any chance of Venom teaming up with Yes man Rick Wakeman for a prog epic and, predictably, it's still as wonderfully primitive as they ever were.
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Find It: 'At War With Satan', 1983.
BLACK METAL
With one of the finest riffs in all metal, and boasting lyrics like 'Metal for maniacs pure', it's a sad person who could ever grow tired of Black Metal's unashamedly raucous attack. Not to mention a total false.
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Find It: 'Black Metal', 1982.
BURIED ALIVE
Moving away (ish) from their usual cider-soaked lumberings, Buried Alive is as creepy as its title suggests.
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Find It: 'Black Metal', 1982.
COUNTESS BATHORY
A STORY frequently revisited by bands from black metal's second wave in the '90s, the virgin-draining Countess provided Venom with some unusually poetic subject matter.
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Find It: 'Black Metal', 1982.
IN LEAGUE WITH SATAN
Quite which league they're on about is a mystery, although at the time, nobody doubted that Cronos was, indeed, a man on first name terms with the man downstairs.
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Find It: 'Welcome To Hell', 1981.
LIVE LIKE AN ANGEL, (DIE LIKE A DEVIL)
There is nothing Angelic about Venom. Nothing. Although Cronos' insistence that he wants to 'Burm in Hell' is remarkably believable.
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Find It: 'Welcome To Hell', 1981.
MANITOU
A tale of Native American witchcraft takes Venom into slightly different territory lyrically, while the doomier riffs show they had at least two musical sides.
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Find It: 'At War With Satan' (Expanded Edition), 2002.
POSSESSED
'We drink the vomit of the priest' yells Cronos. Awesome! That's all you need to know, except that this should clearly be played as loudly as possible.
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Find It: 'Possessed', 1985.
SATANARCHIST
See what they did with that title? The puns may have been clever, but the music remained as steadfastly hellbound as ever. Good thing.
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Find It: 'Possessed', 1985.
TEACHER'S PET
Essential purely because it represents Venom at their most dumb, this ode to wanting to shag your teacher is as puerile as it's subject matter. Although it still rocks like an absolute bastard.
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Find It: Black Metal, 1982
THE SEVEN GATES OF HELL'
Well behaved stars get the key to the city. Venom, presumably, got a key to every single gate of Hell. This is probably what Satan's doorbell sounds like.
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Find It: 'At War With Satan' (Expanded Edition), 2002
WAR AGAINST CHRIST
Did they really need to spell it out? Of course not, but if it means another Venom track gets on the Devil's iPod, it can only be a good thing.
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Find It: Ressurection', 2000
WELCOME TO HELL
What better way of putting it the first time you hear Venom's ferocious roar? Welcome to a world full of filth, Satan and depravity. Hooray!
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Find It: Welcome To Hell', 1981.
WITCHING HOUR
No Witching Hour, no Metallica. The absolute blueprint for Lars Ulrich's early ideas, Witching Hour is also perhaps the best thing Venom ever wrote.