7 Things You Need To See Right Now
DONALD TRUMP SANG METALLICA’S MASTER OF PUPPETS
Kinda. Look, just click on this and you’ll see what we mean, okay?
THE OFFSPRING ARE SO LOADED THEY GAVE AWAY $1 MILLION TO A FAN
Okay, admittedly this happened 18 years ago, but the story is so batshit insane you should get on it, even if just to fill yourself with rage, jealousy and disbelief…
Get the goods, here.
LIMP BIZKIT MIGHT ACTUALLY, FINALLY BE MAKING THEIR LONG-AWAITED STAMPEDE OF THE DISCO ELEPHANTS ALBUM
Nope, it’s not April 1… Details.
THERE’S A BAND WHO LOVE SEINFELD SO MUCH THEY DEDICATE THEIR ENTIRE BEING TO IT. YES, OF COURSE THEY’RE CALLED GRINDFELD
SKUNK ANANSIE’S SKIN ABSOLUTELY HEADSHOTTED THE WHOLE BREXIT SHAMBLES
Skin for PM, anyone?
GERARD WAY GRACED US WITH ANOTHER NEW SONG
Are you down the germs? No idea what that means? You need to get with the clicky clicky my friend, right here.
THERE’S A MASH-UP OF GUNS ‘N ROSES AND THE BENNY HILL THEME TUNE
Look, it’s been a strange week and sometimes you need to embrace the weird. Embrace it.
See you next week, yo.
Papa Het has crafted a set of end tables in his garage in Colorado, and will be raffling them via Metallica’s All Within My Hands Foundation.
Bassist Jim Riley has departed The Ghost Inside – read the band’s statement