7 Things You Need To See Right Now
DONALD TRUMP SINGS ALONG TO PANTERA’S WALK
Can you hear the violins playing your song? No? Watch the orange clown here.
WATCH ONE OF THESE MUSICIANS ALMOST KILL HIS BANDMATE
We’re surprised no-one ended up in the hospital after this bass slinging foolishness. Can you guess which one is a very lucky man?
YOU WANT HEAVY? A CHAP CALLED MORTEN GIVES YOU HEAVY!
STEEL PANTHER MADE THEIR BID FOR AN OSCAR
As part of their Cineminute series, Michael Starr and Satchel recreated a pivotal scene from the rootin’ tootin’ cowboy classic, Brokeback Mountain. Go in hard.
SOMEONE RECORDED A METAL VERSION OF THE RED DEAD REDEMPTION THEME
WE PAID FAR TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO COREY TAYLOR’S FESTIVE VIDEO
If you want forensic levels of analysis of an old rock video, grab your plate and approach the metaphorical buffet.
A BRASS BAND COVERED BLACK SABBATH AND TOOL AND IT WAS AWESOME
Brass Against like to parpy hard. Check out their brassy takes on War Pigs and Lateralus. They sound quite Christmassy, if you don’t think about it too much.
Right, that’s your lot for this week. More servings of hot nonsense, same time, next week.
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