2. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN
You know he had to appear somewhere on this list! Even if you aren’t familiar with wrestling, you’ve probably heard the name Stone Cold Steve Austin. From smashing tallboys on his face to his problems with authority (looking at you, Vince McMahon), Stone Cold was the star of the Attitude Era of the WWE. Everything about this man is metal -- his signature entrance with middle fingers blazing, the brutal “Stone Cold Stunner” finishing move, taking a bible passage and turning it into the ass-whipping Austin 3:16...everything. He poured cement into the WWE chairman’s corvette, beat Booker T in a grocery store with a gallon of milk, and dropped three guys before drinking a beer with the referee. What do YOU do?