Satanic-Looking Goats Have Taken Over Welsh Town Of Llandudno
It’s a well-known fact that goats are the most metal animal of all time (we have the science to prove it), but now it looks like these most fearsome of farmyard critters is fighting back against the oppressive regime of humanity.
In the Welsh seaside town of Llandudno, the cloven hoofed menaces have decided that they’re in charge now. A herd of around 120 wild Kashmiri goats have descended on town, running amok and eating residents’ flowers and hedgerows – as you can see in the footage below.
The wild goats usually venture down from the Great Orme into Llandudno during bad weather, but speculation suggests that the devilish blighters are causing chaos now the town is deserted.
Watch Satan’s minions do his garden-based bidding in the social media footage below.
Llandudno is run by goats https://t.co/C7nENePcEA— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) Tue Mar 31 10:41:59 +0000 2020
Only in the land of my fathers! lol Goats of LLandudno! #wales #llandudno https://t.co/HOf7AGYRGY— Robert M Pope (@xtianrob) Tue Mar 31 00:47:23 +0000 2020
I think I just got a group of goats in Llandudno arrested. Let me explain... first, I saw this from inside a dark… https://t.co/7jC68ZNwgA— Andrew Stuart (@AndrewStuart) Fri Mar 27 00:09:28 +0000 2020
Whilst its trending, I can confirm that the goats were still running Llandudno as of 10 minutes ago 🐐 #llandudno… https://t.co/RXnMv4kShy— Bryn Johnson (@BrynLJohnson) Tue Mar 31 11:38:17 +0000 2020
And here they are walking past our house earlier today. Beautiful ❤️ #llandudnogoats https://t.co/gU0izgHE0F— Maz Hobson (@captainmaz) Tue Mar 31 14:07:36 +0000 2020
My Video this morning of the now famous Kashmiri Llandudno Goats ..🤣👍😄. https://t.co/b9JT1qUSkl— Mark Pensarn🇬🇧🇺🇸 (@MarkPensarn) Tue Mar 31 20:51:38 +0000 2020
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