Watch An Emo Love Triangle Resolve Itself Through Song On Jerry Springer

Jerry Springer is still the gold standard of "reality" based ridiculousness.

February 13, 2018

The Jerry Springer Show has been running for 26 years, and despite many pretenders to the throne, it is still the gold standard in blurring the lines between reality and fiction for the entertainment of others.

On this week's episode, two love rivals compete for the affections of their beau by having what amounts to an emo battle rap. Just like in real life.

You're really gonna love it guys.

This is definitely a better way to settle an argument about a mutual love interest than getting into a drunken fight in nightclub smoking areas or slashing each others' tyres.

*UPDATE*

The traditional JS Roast happened too:

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