SOMEONE PAIRED SLAYER'S MOST EVIL SONG WITH A CHRISTMAS SONG AND IT WAS UNSETTLING

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YouTuber Andy Rehfeldt paired Angel Of Death with, um, Sleigh Ride, as performed by the United States Navy Band.

One for the Christmas party playlist. Or perhaps not.

SOMEONE COVERED AC/DC'S HELLS BELLS ON HUGE CHURCH BELLS

Campanologists should watch it here and gasp in disbelief.

MIKE SHINODA REVEALED HIS LOVE OF FLANNEL SHIRTS

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“It’s very sensible and attractive option," says Kerrang!'s Person Of The Year.

BEHEMOTH PLAYED A GIG IN SOMEONE'S LIVING ROOM

We bet the neighbours were absolutely thrilled. Watch the seven-song set here.

WE NOMINATED THE BEST PUNK BAND FROM EVERY STATE IN AMERICA

Our definitive, objective, indisputable list of the best punk band from every U.S. state got some punk purists very agitated.

WITCHROT ANNOUNCED THEIR SPLIT IN THE MOST EPIC WAY

Was it an amicable parting of ways? The ol' musical differences? It was much more than that.

AND FINALLY, WE GOT ALL MISTY-EYED OVER NU-METAL'S QUESTIONABLE BEARDS

It truly was a different time. Get your hairy thrills here.

That's your fill for this week. See you next Friday for more of the same Pulitzer-worthy reporting.

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