Ex-Five Finger Death Punch Drummer Launches Porn Horror Parody Series

We all know the story: it's Halloween, you've got some friends over, the popcorn's made, and you put on a classic slasher flick. But midway through the movie, you realize that the topless women at the summer camp aren't ever going to have rigorous anal sex with their would-be murderer. Thankfully, former Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer has created the answer to our prayers in the form of LadyKiller TV, a new series of erotic horror parodies due out this fall.

LadyKiller TV will spoof some of horror cinema's most terrifying films, with porn's hottest stars subbing (and domming) in for the iconic roles therein. And not only did Spencer create, produce, co-direct, write, and provide the music for the series -- he acts in every episode!

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Here's the episode list as of right now:

• The Sexorcist (spoofing The Exorcist), starring Tori Black
• The O Ring (spoofing The Ring), starring Tori Black and Tommy Pistol
• 1, 2, Eddy's Cummin In U (spoofing A Nightmare On Elm Street), starring Adriana Chechik
• Camp Sex Blood (spoofing Friday The 13th), starring Nikki Benz and Reya Sunshine
• Psych-Ho (spoofing Psycho), featuring Nicole Aniston
• The Whining (spoofing The Shining), featuring Abella Danger and Jynx Maze

The series' Twitter also shows that starlets Nikki Benz and Joanna Angel will also feature somewhere in the series.

“I’ve had this idea in my head for a long time, and it was now or never in terms of pulling the trigger and making this series happen,” says Spencer of the series. “When we first approached the performers about it, I was excited about the very real potential for this to be a hit -- and they were as excited as I was to shoot it!”

So be warned, foolish mortal -- if you planned to masturbate to anything else this Halloween, your fate is sealed!

Find out more about LadyKiller TV at the series' website.

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