Kerrang! Presents: The Ultimate Xmas Slay-List!

Need some Christmas tunes that don't suck? Step this way…

December 23, 2018

Dear Mariah, shut up. Hey, Bublé: bog off. Oi, Slade… You're alright, actually. But most Christmas music can jog on. Not all of it, though. We've put together a festive playlist to blast away the tedious shite they're playing in the supermarket and get you in the mood for a serious binge on presents and sprouts, featuring those festive bastards in Weezer, Bad Religion, Korn, Type O Negative, and the always holly-jolly Corey Taylor.

Get on it, and Merry Christmas, everyone!

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Listen to Kid Kapichi’s existential new single, Rabbit Hole

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“I said ‘f*ck it’ and wanted to make a six-minute epic”: TX2 and Black Veil Brides drop new single

Guns N’ Roses have released two new singles, Nothin’ and Atlas

Megadeth to screen Behind The Mask in cinemas next month: “Let’s fire this up… and pass the popcorn!”

Chthonic hallucinations, sci-fi dystopia and devastating doom: End-of-year highlights from the underground

“People think I’m crazy. But I just love to play – especially in these small venues”: On the road with Steve Harris and British Lion on their grassroots tour

Slipknot’s Clown gives Look Outside Your Window update: “2026 is the year”

Last Hounds and Jason Aalon team up for killer new single, Just Play

Listen to Kid Kapichi’s existential new single, Rabbit Hole

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