Christmas

Is anyone really surprised at how much he loves the festive season?!

He sees you when you’re sleeping. He knows when HELL AWAITS.

Need some Christmas tunes that don’t suck? Step this way…

From Greta Van Fleet through to Beartooth, here’s how your favorite musicians will be making merry this Yuletide season…

This holiday season, remind yourself that all of…THIS happened.

Corpsepaint the halls.

The Lowestoft foursome have also shared Christmas Time (Don’t Let The Bells End) in a “tasty live sauce”.

Someone’s added Hammer Smashed Face vocals to The Christmas Song and we’re genuinely creeped out.

If you love double entendres, come this way. Fnarr.

“Rousing up a mighty monster from his sleep…”

’Tis the season to be… grim.

With Christmas on the horizon, we comb through the Slipknot vocalist’s festive hit with forensic precision.